Doctors Discover Dallas Twins Have Two Different Dads

Fox News ^ | 05/18/2009 | Sky News

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I doubt it...ha ha ha

[benewton]

Not a problem: neither was her husband, so no harm no foul.

We’ll all pay, of course, and it looks like we’ve a couple of girls to continue the tradition...

Ain’t life grand?

[BallyBill]

..instead of being embarrassed, she runs for the TV cameras.

[Stentor]

..OK...but can the Mom say it?

I thought those were the kids' names.

[GOP Poet]

God bless these two boys. May they be raised with all the love in the world. Hopefully Mom will get her priorities straight. Now the gal is not all that bright. If one is messing around and the kids come out looking like the two different men, well. Let’s just say most would do the math. HELLO!?!

[Doogle]

nah, they would have used Caps....????...then again

[GladesGuru]

“Dogs do that all the time, if I recall.”

Right recall!

You win a Republican Reptile Star. Or was that a Curmudgeonly Christian Star? ;-)

I’m soooo confused.

I remember! She wins a Slovenly Slut Award.

[Hiddigeigei]

Ahem! Dogs don’t get pregnant. Bitches do.

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

two ex-husbands

huh? where did it say she had even ONE husband? I saw only “partner” and wondered what’s up with THAT.....not even a “fiance” in this tale

[Raycpa]

when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Is the partner male?

[dragnet2]

instead of being embarrassed, she runs for the TV cameras.

Ya see these gangbangers shoot up half a family and what's left come out combing their hair, doing interviews on the front lawn, 20 minutes after the shooting....While others that want to get on TeeeVeee, stand around the blood, lighting candles, with one eye on the camera.

And while they're interviewing the "mourning" family members on the front lawn, other neighbors are jumping up and down behind the interviewee, laughing and flashing gang signs.

Meanwhile, Aunt Betty and Uncle Chuck are gawking at their TV, with their jaws hanging down to their knees.

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

I thought those were the kids’ names

nah...they’re both John Jr

[Raycpa]

It just hit me. Why do we know this?

[neodad]

Maybe two different turkey basters?

[martin_fierro]

Sure, they'll show the kids but not the skank mom.

[jiggyboy]

Making love in the afternoon
with Cecilia up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone’s taken my place

[Erasmus]

Supercalifecundisticexpialication.

[river rat]

Momma was a slut....

[river rat]

Being a frequently charged racist — I jumped to the conclusion that your photo confirms..

[MAD-AS-HELL]

She gets my nomination for HO OF THE YEAR.