Posted on 05/11/2009 8:03:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Pelosi’s “tell” is her stutter when she’s lying. Just like zer0. Her brain is trying to remember what her prior claims were before she spits out todays answer.
Pelosi is one big dumbass.
How did she get where she is? Is she another post turtle?
Rush is right that Dick Cheney can’t change the erroneous accounts of events that are being written these days, but the fact that he is telling the truth from first hand participation and observation about what happened is being recorded for history because he is speaking out.
Are you standing on the desk?
Get a cat in, quick!!
Afternoon, ma’am.
Howie Dean screaming to jump her zone after Nan Nan got some makeover (Botox) and then he got his wish?
The Perfect Ignorant Igit to lead the kool aid drinkers in the public as they dance over the cliff?
I gots ta know! I’m trapped in meetings all morning, so I can (surreptitiously) check FR but can’t listen.
C’mon, keep us updated, listeners!! Checking out the podcast later is okay, but I want to know NOW.
No, they don’t bother me except when they run into places that you don’t want them to be! lol
He ran out of our office and into the hall. No telling where he is now... I’m going to suggest to the landlord that we get a kitty that could live in our building, and I’m series!
He has not mentioned the WHCD as yet.
RUSH, your comment about a broke government trying to stimulate an economy with money it doesn’t have is a point the conservatives in this country need to start screaming. THANK YOU!
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Just food for thought and a balance
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how could anyone enjoy their food sitting next to the likes of these?
I notice the media is silent on the rapid increase in gasoline prices in the past week. Ours here (West FL) have jumped 25-30 cents in a week. Yet I heard a report Thursday that inventories were higher than normal because of declining demand.
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Piper Palin, at age eight with her lemonade stand and one employee, has more managerial experience than Zer0 had on Jan. 20th.
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