Posted on 05/11/2009 8:03:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Can’t wait to hear what the old wind bag has to say about the WHC dinner
What?
Hey, com’on. “El Rushbo” says he’s down to 248 lbs.
If he’s a “windbag,” he’s my favorite windbag! :)
Me too. The death wish from that witch, rhymes with _____, hasn't had any press except in passing from Sam Donaldson. Hope he gives it enough time.
Morning, IMPR. Glad to have El Rushbo back today.
Maybe he’ll ignore her — probably make her even angrier if he didn’t mention her at all... Except I’ll be Rush has been planning SOMETHING to say to her — I know I would be! LOL
Please let those of us who aren’t listening know if he does address that, and the Palin “joke” as well...
Rush should be extra good today!
However, since it's the other way around. That is ok because their is one standard for conservatives and another for Socialist.
I missed the Palin joke, thankfully, and haven’t bothered to look it up; though I’m positive it was nasty and in bad taste. I refuse to allow my brother to watch In the Barnyard on Nickelodean because Sykes voices one of the cows. I’m glad I do now.
Me TOO! Maybe he took off last week because he knew he’d need the extra rest to prepare for this craptastic love affair that happened over the weekend.
For the record; I’m betting Hussein has more in common with the hijackers than Rush.
Work & lurk mode on.
Should be a hot show today!
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For those tuned to the DittoCam online, right now Barney Frank is singing “The Banking Queen”...
“Can’t wait to hear what the old wind bag has to say about the WHC dinner.”
He’ll be laughing all the way to the bank today. Every time some lib attacks him this way, more people tune in to his show to hear his “rebuttal”. Then they like what they hear. Then they tune in every day. Then they leave the dark side and convert. Then he becomes even more successful! HA! When will these people learn that they only help him with their attacks? I hope they never learn, and continue to increase his listenership (is that a word?).
You do know that your asking the wrong person about that ?
Radio tuned and ready to go!! IT’S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY!! Hey Rush, giv’em HELL!!
**Barney Frank is singing “The Banking Queen”...**
That’s PAINFUL just THINKING about it.. that one I have to turn off.. it hurts so much.
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