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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, May 11, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 05/11/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/11/2009 8:03:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bho44; bho44whcad; limbaugh; obamagaffes; partisanwitchhunt; rush; rushbashing; smearcampaign; sykes; talkradio
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To: Fudd Fan

Pelosi’s “tell” is her stutter when she’s lying. Just like zer0. Her brain is trying to remember what her prior claims were before she spits out todays answer.


41 posted on 05/11/2009 9:30:23 AM PDT by PogySailor (We're so screwed.....welcome to the American Oligarchy)
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To: RSmithOpt

Pelosi is one big dumbass.

How did she get where she is? Is she another post turtle?


42 posted on 05/11/2009 9:30:23 AM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: LucyJo

Rush is right that Dick Cheney can’t change the erroneous accounts of events that are being written these days, but the fact that he is telling the truth from first hand participation and observation about what happened is being recorded for history because he is speaking out.


43 posted on 05/11/2009 9:30:49 AM PDT by LucyJo ("Yep, son, we've met the enemy and he is us.")
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To: Fudd Fan

Are you standing on the desk?

Get a cat in, quick!!


44 posted on 05/11/2009 9:34:28 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Stop the wanton destruction of innocent squirrels!)
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To: HonestConservative

Afternoon, ma’am.


45 posted on 05/11/2009 9:34:53 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Stop the wanton destruction of innocent squirrels!)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Hey Freeps
Tuned in late.
Did Rush mention the WHC dinner yet?
46 posted on 05/11/2009 9:35:12 AM PDT by ct_libertarian (Socialists seizing power? Like Reagan at Reykjavik, just say "NYET!" http://www.JustSayNyet.com)
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To: hattend
Swimmer, K-Byrd, and other long term libs?

Howie Dean screaming to jump her zone after Nan Nan got some makeover (Botox) and then he got his wish?

The Perfect Ignorant Igit to lead the kool aid drinkers in the public as they dance over the cliff?

47 posted on 05/11/2009 9:36:53 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: ct_libertarian

I gots ta know! I’m trapped in meetings all morning, so I can (surreptitiously) check FR but can’t listen.

C’mon, keep us updated, listeners!! Checking out the podcast later is okay, but I want to know NOW.


48 posted on 05/11/2009 9:40:11 AM PDT by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

No, they don’t bother me except when they run into places that you don’t want them to be! lol

He ran out of our office and into the hall. No telling where he is now... I’m going to suggest to the landlord that we get a kitty that could live in our building, and I’m series!


49 posted on 05/11/2009 9:40:37 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Pres--dent 0zer0 is a train wreck. DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!)
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To: VictoryGal

He has not mentioned the WHCD as yet.


50 posted on 05/11/2009 9:40:58 AM PDT by Bahbah (v)
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To: rush

RUSH, your comment about a broke government trying to stimulate an economy with money it doesn’t have is a point the conservatives in this country need to start screaming. THANK YOU!


51 posted on 05/11/2009 9:42:16 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: VictoryGal
I tuned in when Rush was saying quoting H.L.Mencken that
Americans trust liars and despise people who tell the truth.
This was probably an oblique reference.
Nothing at all mentioned since then.

52 posted on 05/11/2009 9:43:58 AM PDT by ct_libertarian (Socialists seizing power? Like Reagan at Reykjavik, just say "NYET!" http://www.JustSayNyet.com)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Here ... work N lurk mode ON.
53 posted on 05/11/2009 9:44:03 AM PDT by sono (The facts of life are conservative. - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan; All; holdonnow

Keep it made in America
http://madeinamericatour.org/

Just food for thought and a balance

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54 posted on 05/11/2009 9:44:22 AM PDT by restornu (In The US Republic rights are given to men from their Creator, tyrants deny the power there of!)
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To: RSmithOpt

how could anyone enjoy their food sitting next to the likes of these?


55 posted on 05/11/2009 9:45:30 AM PDT by machogirl (not one of Rush's top-ten gal names)
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To: RSmithOpt

I notice the media is silent on the rapid increase in gasoline prices in the past week. Ours here (West FL) have jumped 25-30 cents in a week. Yet I heard a report Thursday that inventories were higher than normal because of declining demand.


56 posted on 05/11/2009 9:49:12 AM PDT by PogySailor (We're so screwed.....welcome to the American Oligarchy)
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To: All

There's One Born Every Minute.
57 posted on 05/11/2009 9:50:32 AM PDT by sono (The facts of life are conservative. - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: hattend

re your tag;

Piper Palin, at age eight with her lemonade stand and one employee, has more managerial experience than Zer0 had on Jan. 20th.


58 posted on 05/11/2009 9:50:39 AM PDT by Roccus (The Capitol, the White House, the Court House...........America's Axis of Evil)
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To: PogySailor
I notice the media is silent on the rapid increase in gasoline prices in the past week.

Well of course. When Republicans are in control, high gas prices are a BAD thing. When it's the Democrats, it's of course a good thing, because that mean we evil polluters will drive less, and be forced to buy green cars.
59 posted on 05/11/2009 9:54:41 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Stop the wanton destruction of innocent squirrels!)
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To: LucyJo

60 posted on 05/11/2009 9:55:06 AM PDT by LucyJo ("Yep, son, we've met the enemy and he is us.")
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