Time to hear from the Mods?

May 3, 2009

[restornu]

How are you doing and I wonder what was some of your memorable experiences.

Is there anything you would like to say or vent?:)

And thank you!

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

Someone has been using my screen name to post stupid-a$$ed posts. It's not just a recent thing. It started, well it started about the same time that I signed up. I've tried to catch them but I can't. Every day I come home and have a few beers. Then I sit down to catch up on the news and have a few beers. I make a few witty and insightful posts and have a few beers. I get to thinkin' really smart things and I have a few beers. I post 'em so the whole world can see how smart I am and I have a few more beers to kinda celebrate.

Then somebody out there will post somethin' real dumb and everything. Well, I don't allow no stupid on the internets so I have a few beers and mull on it. Then I sets 'em straight. It's really tough bein' so smart so after a few more beers I start to doze off. I know what's gonna happen so I have a few more beers to try to stay awake but it don't work so good.

It happens every time. When I wake up, I go to check and there they are: DUMB-ASSED POSTS! Somebody switched all my brilliant posts with dumbies whilst I was sleepin'. It wouldn't be so bad except whosomeever is doing it is a real doofus and it makes me look real bad.

Try changing your password

. . . after you have had the beer . . .

[Elsie]

So THIS is the kind of thread you start when one side of the Religion war runs out of ammo!

[Erasmus]

I never knew she was in an episode of The Prisoner!

[Hot Tabasco]

I’m white.

Proove it, lets see you try and jump! Oh, you're a gril, sorry. (any truth to the rumor that white grils can't jump either?)

[Erasmus]

Screen name C A L? Real name C H?

[Grizzled Bear]

Coulda been the whisky
Mighta been the gin
Coulda been the three or four six packs
I don’t know but look at the shape I’m in
My head is like a foot ball
I think I’m gonna die
I’m tellin ya
me oh me oh my
Wasn’t that a party?

[NoGrayZone]

"There is no such thing as a mean cat."

Well, you haven't met my Kitty. She's mean as heck, or at least was. She seems to have chilled a bit in her elder years. She was downright MEAN!

[NoGrayZone]

"So THIS is the kind of thread you start when one side of the Religion war runs out of ammo!"

This happens to be a fun thread, which most seem to be enjoying. Please take your "religious war" elsewhere.

[big'ol_freeper]

Go Red Sox!!

[Darksheare]

Go Zoroaster!
All hail Ahriman!

[mad_as_he$$]

Mods are like kids. They should be silent and just do their chores. /s

[mad_as_he$$]

The psychiatry mod is no longer functioning.

[DeLaine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

[wardaddy]

I don’t know Brad’s granny either personally but I know she’s a crackerette and looks like Mrs USA ....in light of the granny nick

one of FR’s little secrets

*ain’t saying who told me

she’s also a great prayer linker

[Allegra]

I'd like to vent about the taxi service in Mogadishu.

Those donkeys just go wherever they want to go and not where you TELL them to go. And the donkey carts are getting more and more rickety.

I've quit giving those donkeys tips. They just waste it on booze anyway.

I'm seriously thinking of not going to Mogadishu for vacation anymore.

[Don W]

Actually, I think the Viking Kitties were first posted in the Smoker’s Lounge, and went “viral” across FR within a couple days.

There was/is even a “Viking Kitties” pinglist.

[mysterio]

BTW I hear she know weighs 437 lbs

Nope.

[darkwing104]

Only thing missing is the Spork Weasel!

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[OCCASparky]

Meds. Dosage. Increase. NOW.

[Religion Moderator]

LOL!