Posted on 04/22/2009 9:03:56 AM PDT by PghBaldy
I remember reading a story where a corpse was chopped up, stuffed into a suitcase and thrown into a lake.
The police said, "We are investigating this as a possible homicide."
lol
Self-Waterboarding.Without scuba gear.
not necessarily.....it reads as folk other than family
I’m guessing it was a hanging, but Rahm didn’t want to let the crisis go to waste, so he added the evil gun angle.
Close the rope loophole!
The two are not mutually exclusive. You could hang yourself and then shoot yourself with your free hand. Maybe he was just being cautious.
If you hang yourself, someone may discover you and cut you down, or you may lose your nerve and free yourself. If you shoot yourself, you may fail to kill yourself and spend ten years strapped to a bed. Now hanging yourself and then shooting yourself (especially in the head) certainly enhances your chances of success.
Or the ER doc who, when looking at the Xray of a man with a knife stuck in his skull, says, “Now this is a worrisome injury.”
I’m having flash-backs of Vince Foster’s improbable “suicide” in the early days of the Clintoon administration. Next we’ll hear that Maggie Williams was seen leaving the home of the deceased with a box of confidential reports.
Strange that no one commits suicide in the first 100 days of a Republican president.
The first 100 days...
No lost files in your attic! However, to be accurate, Dr. Fahmy Malak could not in good conscious rule this an Arkancide. You see, the damage was done at close range.
Dr. Malak was able to prove suicide in shots fired 50 feet away ... with a shotgun. He specializes in creative suicides. Not this run-of-the-mill stuff. I mean it's obvious that he shot himself, then hanged himself.
BTW, is the deceased Barney Frank's old Fannie Mae hook-up?
Where was bawney fwank?
Normally, at a Bank or Public company, the suicide of the CFO or CEO or Controller would trigger a really big audit..not matter what the suicide note said.
These people are responsible in spads, especially since Sorban-Oxley.
I was involved with one company where the Controller or CFO committed suicide and the audit triggered a criminal proceeding against the CEO, who wen to jail.
“another vince foster job...??...”
Funny, I was just thinking that. Amazing how someone so close to bringing down administration officials have died early in two Democrat administrations. Both by suicide.
Did the park police come investigate this one?
I was going to ask the same question...but you are already on top of it. That’s a real weird mixup!
Don’t think so!
That’s so convoluted it doesn’t add up to the stress test.
Shall we start the Barky death list??
Ban guns...then no one can commit suicide...yep. /sarc
“Now hanging yourself and then shooting yourself (especially in the head) certainly enhances your chances of success.”
Especially after taking 50 valium.
Usually, people don’t simultaneously hang and shoot themselves.
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