Talk about a Big Mac attack.
From “drive-bys” to “drive throughs”.
Michael Douglas!!! Let the pic rule commence.
Before he began writing “Bloom County”, Berke Breathed did a cartoon for the student newspaper at the University of Texas which included the character that became Steve Dallas.
In one cartoon, he shows Steve going into a Burger King. The girl behind the counter says cheerily “Welcome to Burger King! May I have your order?”
“Yes,” says Steve. “I’d like a double meat Whopper with cheese all the way but without the bun.”
“But, sir,” said the girl, “the bun comes with it.”
“I don’t care, says Steve testily, “I want a double meat Whopper with cheese all the way but without the bun.”
“Look,” says the girl, “you get the bun for free. It’s part of the sandwich...”
“What does that sign say?,” asks Steve, pointing at the counter.
“Have it your way,” she says.
“Well, MY way is a double meat Whopper with cheese all the way without the bun. Are you going to get me that?”
“But, sir, it’s just a slogan.”
“Yeah, and Watergate is just a hotel. Now gimme my double meat Whopper with cheese all the way without the bun!”
“Okay, okay,” she relents. She leans into the microphone and speaks “One double meat Whopper with cheese all the way without the bun. Yes, you heard me. Without the bun.”
Turning back to Steve and trying to regain her composure, she asks, “Will there be anything else?”
“Yeah, I’d like a large strawberry shake without the cup.”
I eat my breakfast early, and occasionally stop at Mickey D’s for a dbl cheeseburger. It is difficult to swallow when at five minutes to ten, they say they can’t do it ‘cause it is still on breakfast. I wouldn’t point a gun, but I’ve driven away many a time.
I eat my breakfast early, and occasionally stop at Mickey D’s for a dbl cheeseburger. It is difficult to swallow when at five minutes to ten, they say they can’t do it ‘cause it is still on breakfast. I wouldn’t point a gun, but I’ve driven away many a time.
I eat my breakfast early, and occasionally stop at Mickey D’s for a dbl cheeseburger. It is difficult to swallow when at five minutes to ten, they say they can’t do it ‘cause it is still on breakfast. I wouldn’t point a gun, but I’ve driven away many a time.
I eat my breakfast early, and occasionally stop at Mickey D’s for a dbl cheeseburger. It is difficult to swallow when at five minutes to ten, they say they can’t do it ‘cause it is still on breakfast. I wouldn’t point a gun, but I’ve driven away many a time.
How did they know he was Polynesian....was he wearing a grass skirt along with his beanie and tee shirt?
Leni
What ever they pay the poor slobs to work at these places, its not enough.
They shoulda gone to Denny’s. :-)
Me, I wouldn’t expect a Salt Lake City denizen to know what a Polynesian looks like with enough specificity to so ID the perp.
I like McDonalds. However, the breakfast/lunch switch thing is annoying. How hard would it be to include a limited breakfast menu all day long?