A new renter has been found!
Sounds like a movie plot to me.
Ummm, just file trespassing charges against him and have the police physically remove him.
Don’t know why this is in Craigs List. Should be in Democratic Underground.
If he’s not a legal renter, couldn’t he just call the cops on him and have him escorted off the property as a trespasser?
Give him one week to leave. At the end of that week, place his possessions in a storage unit with one month’s prepaid fee. Change the locks on the door. Why should someone else take the risk of incurring this unwanted guest’s ire if the whimpy “landlord” refuses to do so?
Looks like a great place for a band to record an album for a month!
Can’t beat free studio time.
They should just tell their teenaged son that it is time to leave the nest....
It is unbelieveable what you must go through to get freeloaders off your property. I rented a house at 2/3 normal rent to my mother-in-law. Big mistake. Brother-in-law moved in along with his girlfriend. I told them both to get out but he refused. Both lived there for about 6 months. I had to hire a lawyer to threaten eviction of my mother-in-law who would not tell these bums to move out. Cost me for the lawyer and the leeches got 6 months free rent.
I would suggest Barney Fwank ,but he would never honor a legal contract.
Whaddya mean it's illegal? It shouldn't be illegal...
Just turn the water off to the home at the road. Most tenants leave when they have no water...
Good Grief! Just man up and tell him to get the heck out!
Have it tented for termites, he either walks out or is carried out the next day!
I’ve lived in some strange places. But I have some hints, because they drove me crazy:
1. Do a lot of wok cooking with oil. Don’t clean up spatter until “guest” leaves.
2. Play Carole King’s “You’ve Got a Friend” over and over. It is not the worst ditty, but it may make the guest think that a suicide is imminent. Barry Manilow and Yoko Ono is too heavy handed. The Boston “More Than a Feeling” album played repeatedly (very important) is another possible approach. Def Leppard may substitute. It doesn’t matter if the guest thinks he likes those albums.
3. Leave the microwave door open. Fill the trash with empty convenience food boxes. Never empty it. Have a supply of nearly empty toilet paper rolls to place in bathroom. No matter how many times he swaps it out, put in a new almost empty one.
4. Fill the kitchen trash and refuse to empty it.
5. Whistle through your throat if you can when you are in the same room.
6. Change the thermostat constantly. Find out what guest lieks and do the opposite. Don’t argue, just do it.
7. Leave clear shopping bags full of empty cans of “Red, White and Blue” in the hallway by your door.
8. If you can find some at a novelty shop, pick up a can of flatulence spray before you head out for the day. Spray liberally over common area.
9. Don’t flush, leave tootpaste in the sink, gargle loudly. Leave toenail clippings in the common area.
10. Leave a basket of empty underwear in common area, mentioning that you will get to it later.
11. Fill up every square inch of bathtub, medicine chest and sink with gear, especially if you would normally use it once in a blue moon. Brylcreem, half a dozen toothbrishes, used disposables of different brands (including one Flicker, just to confuse guest), Big economy size bottles of Suave or worse, Bath sizes of Lifebuoy, Dial, and Lava. A big honkin’ Gojo container.
12. Randomly meow.
I wondered where Aunt Zetouni had gotten to.
If this works, we should try it at the White House.
Man,
When my kid was 1st learning to play the slide trombone.
He would have had this clown gone in short order.