Posted on 03/18/2009 10:22:02 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Delicate situation. I own this home, an unwanted guest has now taken over my weekend home. Sale of this home is in approx. 1 week.
I want to annoy the crap out of this bum before the home sells, and an eviction will take too long. He is not a legal renter or tenant, just an unwanted guest, so he has no rights as far as me renting this home to another person. I will be renting this home to you at no cost, provided you agree to terms listed below and sign a legal rental contract.
The rules are simple
1) Be loud, annoying, obstinate and preferably a religious and political extremist. You must share your view point continuously.
2) Preferably, do not bathe (i.e.- I want you to smell badly)
3) Do not steal/break/ruin any of his items, just move them out of the room you prefer to live in. Preferably, stack them up on his bed.
4) Do not mess my home up, I want it in good condition for when the contract ends and my home sells. No broken windows, fires, holes in walls, etc etc etc.
5) If you have friend who would like to join in on the "fun" they must also agree to stick to the rules which will be in a legal contract.
6) You must be out when my home sells, which will be a specific date in your rental contract.
7) Do not start fights/harm my unwanted guest. Just annoy him, a lot.
This contract starts March 20th, 2009. This rental contract ends March 31st, 2009. You must be out by this date because I will not own the house anymore.
** We would like several people to rent this home for 1 week. Bring sleeping bags, coolers, etc.
PS RENT IS FREE, YOU MUST SIGN RENTAL AGREEMENT!
Sounds like a movie plot to me.
Ummm, just file trespassing charges against him and have the police physically remove him.
Don’t know why this is in Craigs List. Should be in Democratic Underground.
If he’s not a legal renter, couldn’t he just call the cops on him and have him escorted off the property as a trespasser?
Give him one week to leave. At the end of that week, place his possessions in a storage unit with one month’s prepaid fee. Change the locks on the door. Why should someone else take the risk of incurring this unwanted guest’s ire if the whimpy “landlord” refuses to do so?
LOL!
Duplex.
Looks like a great place for a band to record an album for a month!
Can’t beat free studio time.
They should just tell their teenaged son that it is time to leave the nest....
Go to woods
Trap skunk
Turn skunk loose in house
Fumigate house afterwards......
If the person stayed in house for 6 months with full knowledge of owner, that person is than a “legal squatter” with full legal rights as a tenant. Have fun kicking them out. My bro went through this. 3 years. Finally had the legal tenant get an order of protection against him and that got him out. (legal tenant was tenants son. he beat mother and uncle for $$$) junkie... They even delivered drugs to house. Police knew it all and said take it to court. It’s a court matter.
This is under NYC law. Don’t know about other locations.
State Landlord/Tenants Acts often give annoying or non-paying guests certain rights as to evictions. If this guy has been there a while and doesn’t want to leave they may have to go through the full eviction process.
It is unbelieveable what you must go through to get freeloaders off your property. I rented a house at 2/3 normal rent to my mother-in-law. Big mistake. Brother-in-law moved in along with his girlfriend. I told them both to get out but he refused. Both lived there for about 6 months. I had to hire a lawyer to threaten eviction of my mother-in-law who would not tell these bums to move out. Cost me for the lawyer and the leeches got 6 months free rent.
I wonder what his DU name is??
I would suggest Barney Fwank ,but he would never honor a legal contract.
Since you have come up with the correct answer - we have to believe there's more to the story than is being presented.
....preferably a BAGPIPE band
Whaddya mean it's illegal? It shouldn't be illegal...
Stephenville has lots of cowboys. I’m sure some big cowhands could solve the problem. Texas-law of course.
Just turn the water off to the home at the road. Most tenants leave when they have no water...
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