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2br - Annoying renter needed to move bum out of my home! (Stephenville Area)
craigslist ^ | 03/17/2009 | Some high-stressed homeowner

Posted on 03/18/2009 10:22:02 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Delicate situation. I own this home, an unwanted guest has now taken over my weekend home. Sale of this home is in approx. 1 week.

I want to annoy the crap out of this bum before the home sells, and an eviction will take too long. He is not a legal renter or tenant, just an unwanted guest, so he has no rights as far as me renting this home to another person. I will be renting this home to you at no cost, provided you agree to terms listed below and sign a legal rental contract.

The rules are simple
1) Be loud, annoying, obstinate and preferably a religious and political extremist. You must share your view point continuously.
2) Preferably, do not bathe (i.e.- I want you to smell badly)
3) Do not steal/break/ruin any of his items, just move them out of the room you prefer to live in. Preferably, stack them up on his bed.
4) Do not mess my home up, I want it in good condition for when the contract ends and my home sells. No broken windows, fires, holes in walls, etc etc etc.
5) If you have friend who would like to join in on the "fun" they must also agree to stick to the rules which will be in a legal contract.
6) You must be out when my home sells, which will be a specific date in your rental contract.
7) Do not start fights/harm my unwanted guest. Just annoy him, a lot.

This contract starts March 20th, 2009. This rental contract ends March 31st, 2009. You must be out by this date because I will not own the house anymore.

** We would like several people to rent this home for 1 week. Bring sleeping bags, coolers, etc.

PS RENT IS FREE, YOU MUST SIGN RENTAL AGREEMENT!


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Gotta love it
1 posted on 03/18/2009 10:22:02 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Sounds like a movie plot to me.


2 posted on 03/18/2009 10:24:48 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ummm, just file trespassing charges against him and have the police physically remove him.


3 posted on 03/18/2009 10:25:26 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don’t know why this is in Craigs List. Should be in Democratic Underground.


4 posted on 03/18/2009 10:26:57 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

If he’s not a legal renter, couldn’t he just call the cops on him and have him escorted off the property as a trespasser?


5 posted on 03/18/2009 10:28:17 AM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (True nobility is exempt from fear - Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Give him one week to leave. At the end of that week, place his possessions in a storage unit with one month’s prepaid fee. Change the locks on the door. Why should someone else take the risk of incurring this unwanted guest’s ire if the whimpy “landlord” refuses to do so?


6 posted on 03/18/2009 10:29:41 AM PDT by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things)
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To: mollynme

LOL!

Duplex.


7 posted on 03/18/2009 10:30:26 AM PDT by Califreak (1/20/13-Sunrise in America)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Looks like a great place for a band to record an album for a month!
Can’t beat free studio time.


8 posted on 03/18/2009 10:30:43 AM PDT by counterpunch (Kenya has two presidents. America has Zero.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

They should just tell their teenaged son that it is time to leave the nest....


9 posted on 03/18/2009 10:32:07 AM PDT by NonLinear ( If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.)
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To: counterpunch

Go to woods

Trap skunk

Turn skunk loose in house

Fumigate house afterwards......


10 posted on 03/18/2009 10:32:29 AM PDT by njslim
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To: Responsibility2nd

If the person stayed in house for 6 months with full knowledge of owner, that person is than a “legal squatter” with full legal rights as a tenant. Have fun kicking them out. My bro went through this. 3 years. Finally had the legal tenant get an order of protection against him and that got him out. (legal tenant was tenants son. he beat mother and uncle for $$$) junkie... They even delivered drugs to house. Police knew it all and said take it to court. It’s a court matter.
This is under NYC law. Don’t know about other locations.


11 posted on 03/18/2009 10:32:31 AM PDT by MarineMom613 (My son is My Hero!!! Remember 9/11 ~ www.the912project.com)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

State Landlord/Tenants Acts often give annoying or non-paying guests certain rights as to evictions. If this guy has been there a while and doesn’t want to leave they may have to go through the full eviction process.


12 posted on 03/18/2009 10:33:08 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Responsibility2nd

It is unbelieveable what you must go through to get freeloaders off your property. I rented a house at 2/3 normal rent to my mother-in-law. Big mistake. Brother-in-law moved in along with his girlfriend. I told them both to get out but he refused. Both lived there for about 6 months. I had to hire a lawyer to threaten eviction of my mother-in-law who would not tell these bums to move out. Cost me for the lawyer and the leeches got 6 months free rent.


13 posted on 03/18/2009 10:33:43 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Freedom's Precious Metals: Gold, Silver and Lead))
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To: Responsibility2nd

I wonder what his DU name is??


14 posted on 03/18/2009 10:33:48 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I would suggest Barney Fwank ,but he would never honor a legal contract.


15 posted on 03/18/2009 10:33:51 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Ummm, just file trespassing charges against him and have the police physically remove him.

Since you have come up with the correct answer - we have to believe there's more to the story than is being presented.

16 posted on 03/18/2009 10:34:46 AM PDT by GOPJ (CEO:Chief Embezzlement Officer- CFO:Corporate Fraud Officer-CASH FLOW: money down the toilet.)
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To: counterpunch
Looks like a great place for a band to record an album for a month!
Can’t beat free studio time

....preferably a BAGPIPE band

17 posted on 03/18/2009 10:34:57 AM PDT by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Shoot him.



Whaddya mean it's illegal? It shouldn't be illegal...

18 posted on 03/18/2009 10:35:29 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: MarineMom613

Stephenville has lots of cowboys. I’m sure some big cowhands could solve the problem. Texas-law of course.


19 posted on 03/18/2009 10:36:19 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Responsibility2nd

Just turn the water off to the home at the road. Most tenants leave when they have no water...


20 posted on 03/18/2009 10:38:08 AM PDT by dubie
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