Posted on 03/07/2009 5:33:30 AM PST by abb
Action Alert!
LIVEBLOGGING TAX REVOLT 09!
Real time commentary of what's happening at the event. Video, pics posted on the fly depicting sights, sounds, emotions of rally!
See it all here!
IT’S ON! REVOLT, RECALL & REPEAL!
The John and Ken 2009 Tax Revolt is on!
Make your voice heard!
The Slidebar Café is located in the Fullerton Transportation Center. Take your car, take the train or take the bus. Whatever you do take the time to come out and be heard!
Plenty of free parking
Click here for directions
Click here to print out fliers and pass them out to everyone you know!
Don't forget to bring:
-Schwarzenegger movies
-Crayons
-Tax calculator results
Procedural gobbledygook that proves GOP hacks knew a tax hike extension was coming!
I knew there wes a reason I didn’t have much left in my pocket at the end of the month.
UGH!!!
This should be a free full page ad (under public service announcement) in all of what’s left of the liberal MSM rags.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2201679/posts
Over 15,000 Protest Tax - JOHN AND KEN (PICS - LOTS!! OF PIC)
LOL thats me with the “HASTA LA VISTA ARNIE” sign
Near my home country.....
(stop working for a day ,like set a date)
that would wake the GOVERNMENT up
Cigs are going up $.61 per pack on April 1, 2009. Source. This does not include any thing your state may try and tack on.
Another source (has state info).
http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/40902062.html
State conservatives vow to fight to regain government
http://www.kcba.com/Global/story.asp?S=9966708
Monterey “Tea Party” Takes on Stimulus Plan
Good video....everyone is having a good time....
LOL! Sounds like a plan! Best of luck to you!
Jeez, here in MA they just tacked an additional 1 dollar tax on smokes.
They are now over 7 bucks a pack.
now another 61 cents?
unbelievable.
absolutely INCREDIBLE LIST!!!!!!
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1998 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive.
It’s only fair that since they are minors and not my responsibility that the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care for these waifs) knows something about them and what to expect over the next year. You may apply next year to reassign them to me and reinstate the deduction.
This year they are yours!
The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. Ask her! I suggest you put her to work in your office where she can answer people’s questions about their returns. While she has no formal training, it has not seemed to hamper her knowledge of any other subject you can name. Taxes should be a breeze; Next year she is going to college. I think it’s wonderful that you will now be responsible for that little expense. While you mull that over keep in mind that she has a truck. It doesn’t run at the moment so you have the immediate decision of appropriating some Department of Defense funds to fix the vehicle or getting up early to drive her to school. Kristen also has a boyfriend. Oh joy. While she possesses all of the wisdom of the universe, her alleged mother and I have felt it best to occasionally remind her of the virtues of abstinence, and in the face of overwhelming passion, safe sex. This is always uncomfortable and I am quite relieved you will be handling this in the future. May I suggest that you reinstate Joycelyn Elders, who had a rather good handle on the problem.
Patrick is 14. I’ve had my suspicions about this one. His eyes are a little close together for normal people. He may be a tax examiner himself one day if you do not incarcerate him first. In February I was awakened at three in the morning by a police officer who was bringing Pat home. He and his friends were TP’ing houses. In the future would you like him delivered to the local IRS office or to Ogden, UT? Kids at 14 will do almost anything on a dare. His hair is purple. Permanent dye, temporary dye, what’s the big deal? Learn to deal with it. You’ll have plenty of time as he is sitting out a few days of school after instigating a food fight. I’ll take care of filing your phone number with the vice principal. Oh yes, he and all of his friends have raging hormones. This is the house of testosterone and it will be much more peaceful when he lives in your home. DO NOT leave any of them unsupervised with girls, explosives, inflammables, inflatables, vehicles, or telephones. (I’m sure that you will find telephones a source of unimaginable amusement, and be sure to lock out the 900 and 976 numbers!)
Heather is an alien. She slid through a time warp and appeared quite by magic one year. I’m sure this one is yours. She is 10 going on 21. She came from a bad trip in the sixties. She wears tie-dyed clothes, beads, sandals, and hair that looks like Tiny Tim’s. Fortunately you will be raising my taxes to help offset the pinch of her remedial reading courses. Hooked On Phonics is expensive so the schools dropped it. Good news! You can buy it yourself for half the amount of the deduction that you are denying! It’s quite obvious that we were terrible parents (ask the other two) so they have helped raise this one to a new level of terror. She cannot speak English. Most people under twenty understand the curious patois she fashioned out of valley girls/boys in the hood/reggae/ yuppie/ political doublespeak. I don’t. The school sends her to a speech pathologist who has her roll her R’s. It added a refreshing Mexican/Irish touch to her voice. She wears hats backwards, pants baggy and wants one of her ears pierced four more times. There is a fascination with tattoos that worries me but I am sure that you can handle it. Bring a truck when you come to get her, as she sort of “nests” in her room and I think that it would be easier to move the entire thing than find out what it is really made of.
You denied two of the three exemptions so it is only fair you get to pick which two you will take. I prefer that you take the youngest, I still go bankrupt with Kristen’s college but then I am free! If you take the two oldest then I still have time for counseling before Heather becomes a teenager. If you take the two girls then I won’t feel so bad about putting Patrick in a military academy. Please let me know of your decision as soon as possible as I have already increased the withholding on my W-4 to cover the $395 in additional tax and to make a down payment on an airplane.
Yours Truly,
Bob
[Note: The taxpayer in question added this caveate at a later date:
“Rats, they sent me the refund and allowed the deductions.”
Our response:
“Gee Bob, sometimes you just can’t get a break”...]
AMEN!
I like yer idea but I’ll put it towards ammo and spare parts for EBR’s !......:o)
But I have heard no such 400$ offer shy of your information.
AMAZING!!!
I’m for it....VIVA PINATA.
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