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OBAMA OBVIOUSLY HAS A NEW WATCH, SAYS BROWN
Daily Mash ^ | 03/04/09 | Daily Mash

Posted on 03/04/2009 9:25:25 PM PST by Mike Darancette

Obama clearly has a new watch and is fascinated with it, Gordon Brown revealed last night.

Following his first meeting with the new president Mr Brown said Britain and the United States must work together to create a new age of global stability where everyone can have a watch as nice as that.

The prime minister added: "I was making some very insightful points about Fred Goodwin's pension, but he just kept looking at that watch and I'm thinking, 'gosh, it must be a really good one'.

(Excerpt) Read more at thedailymash.co.uk ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhouk; boor; gordonbrown; obama; satire
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To: pelicandriver
I think that might have been satire.

Yeah, I realized that after I'd read the entire article, but of course, I posted before reading the whole thing. ;o)

Franklly, though, it does sound like something That One would do. After all HIS time is more important than that of any other person, you understand.

21 posted on 03/04/2009 9:40:02 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Mike Darancette
0 is such a lightweight.
22 posted on 03/04/2009 9:43:51 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (FDR had the New Deal. President Obama has the Bad Deal.)
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To: pelicandriver

I can’t believe it took someone so long to notice.


23 posted on 03/04/2009 9:45:01 PM PST by jra
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To: SuziQ

Satire is now extinct. It has become reality on 1/20/09.


24 posted on 03/04/2009 9:47:51 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Mike Darancette
Obama just has no time for our historically greatest friend.

Bama has already demonstrated he is not 'our'. And Bama also exposed he has NO clue what to say unless somebody writes it for him first. Probably good thing he had a watch face to keep checking. Nothing like having an audience and no prompter rolling out words, words, words.

A Bama economy is not only going to redistribute our wealth but all those that are members of the G-7!!

And another thing wasn't Bama the biggest of big hits from the majority of peoples of our historically greatest friend? Didn't the majority hate Bush with a purple passion? So let them eat cake for a couple of days at least.

25 posted on 03/04/2009 9:48:24 PM PST by Just mythoughts
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To: Mike Darancette
This is clearly a satirical article.
26 posted on 03/04/2009 9:53:01 PM PST by Carling ("We've lost two people in my family because you dickheads won't cut trees down," - Warwick Spooner)
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To: Mike Darancette

Obama has a new watch but it is set to 1931.

(Either that or it is set to Russia circa 1917).


27 posted on 03/04/2009 9:58:19 PM PST by OrangeHoof (YES WE CAN have a Depression.)
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To: Mike Darancette

28 posted on 03/04/2009 10:06:44 PM PST by Dan Lacey
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To: Mike Darancette

Well, obviously Obummer needed to get back to the anti-Rush strategy meetings.


29 posted on 03/04/2009 10:13:27 PM PST by RocketMan1
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To: Mike Darancette

No, Gordo, it was a micro-teleprompter, telling him what to say to you.


30 posted on 03/04/2009 10:19:12 PM PST by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
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To: Mike Darancette

Strange, as Soerto is noted for being 45 minutes plus late to every meeting.


31 posted on 03/04/2009 11:24:40 PM PST by NoLibZone (To save our nation a strongly worded e-mail is in order!)
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To: jonascord
Is it true that Obama is going to buy K-9, the robo-dog from Dr. Who?

On recommendation from Michael Vick.

32 posted on 03/04/2009 11:28:46 PM PST by Stentor
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To: Mike Darancette

Dear Mr. Brown;

You’re clearly a perceptive chap ... you’ve figured out the Zero is a wanker in one short meeting. The (anti)American press, even after months of coverage, is still unclear on the concept.

Sincerely,

A. Bustard

PS: I doubt Barry Hussein has the wit to realise that you’ve insulted him.


33 posted on 03/04/2009 11:28:53 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Mike Darancette

34 posted on 03/04/2009 11:36:21 PM PST by smokingfrog ( Dear Mr. Obama - Please make it rain candy! P.S. I like jelly beans.)
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To: Mike Darancette

yay for satire! Is the Daily Mash UK’s version of our The Onion? :-P


35 posted on 03/04/2009 11:42:42 PM PST by PureSolace (Trust in God)
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To: pelicandriver

I think it was satire, but I think it also is showing how insulted the Brits are by how the Obama’s treated them this week.


36 posted on 03/04/2009 11:45:54 PM PST by Arizona Carolyn
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To: Mike Darancette

Time to shoot hoops.


37 posted on 03/05/2009 12:15:47 AM PST by JohnLongIsland
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To: Mike Darancette

Please, these satire pieces just have to be more clearly marked. My blood pressure can barely hold it’s own with the real goings on, if ersatz stories such as this are added to the mix, I’m headed for a major cardiac event!


38 posted on 03/05/2009 1:39:12 AM PST by Mila
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To: Mike Darancette
Obama just has no time for our historically greatest friend.

Just wait until the king of Kenya visits. The 0bammys will really throw a party

39 posted on 03/05/2009 1:41:26 AM PST by dennisw (Archimedes--- Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum to place it, and I shall move the Earth)
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To: tet68

Actually, it’s his new Ovaltine Secret Decorder Watch but he can’t figure out the code.

It goes well with his Ovaltine Secret Decoder Ring.

I hope he drinks more Ovaltine; he’s going to need it before his administration is over.


40 posted on 03/05/2009 3:08:03 AM PST by Joe Marine 76 ("Quo Warranto Is The Way To Go!")
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