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1 posted on 02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST by Dallas59
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“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”


2 posted on 02/13/2009 8:06:29 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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Where was John Effin “Spray-on Tan” Kerry?


3 posted on 02/13/2009 8:06:48 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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This thread is worthless without the John Kerry Oompa Loompa picture here.


4 posted on 02/13/2009 8:06:49 AM PST by Crolis (Kill your television!)
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“He was a terra-cotta color,”

Ah, her college education finally pays off.

8^)


5 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:11 AM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”


6 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:17 AM PST by dirtboy
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Perhaps he’s a carrot fanatic.


8 posted on 02/13/2009 8:07:52 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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Naked Oompa Loompas?


9 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:07 AM PST by Constitution Day
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, he’s clearly a ‘winter’ type....


10 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:12 AM PST by Badeye (There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
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Out jogging again?


12 posted on 02/13/2009 8:08:30 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail

So, now he's not only orange, he's spotted?

14 posted on 02/13/2009 8:10:17 AM PST by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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16 posted on 02/13/2009 8:12:25 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Bender2; Allegra; txflake; Xenalyte

A ping to my fellow Texans.


18 posted on 02/13/2009 8:15:03 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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20 posted on 02/13/2009 8:18:29 AM PST by mquinn (Obama's supporters: a deliberate drowning of consciousness by means of rhythmic noise)
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Police Sketch....


21 posted on 02/13/2009 8:20:37 AM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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“This is very offensive and something that is not funny, not funny at all,” Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther told KXAS-TV.”

CPL Janice hasn’t got he memo that in America ver. 2.0, only traditional behaviors are offensive. What was offensive in America 1.0 is to be encouraged and celebrated in the morally inverted version.


22 posted on 02/13/2009 8:22:40 AM PST by Conan the Conservative (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the hippies.)
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Mayor Kwame? Hasn’t he moved to Dallas?


23 posted on 02/13/2009 8:23:17 AM PST by tips up
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If you have an erection that lasts over four hours, then turn orange, call your doctor.


24 posted on 02/13/2009 8:23:34 AM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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25 posted on 02/13/2009 8:26:15 AM PST by taraytarah
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The band never recovered after Orange's nervous breakdown and mysterious disappearance.

26 posted on 02/13/2009 8:27:36 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Ok, how near to this location is a college fraternity?


28 posted on 02/13/2009 8:30:50 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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