brPosted on 02/07/2009 3:19:38 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy
The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs, and then he was being yelled at by my husband, Max, for smoking in the house. It was not clear whether Max was feeling protective of the president’s health or jealous because of the cigarette.
The other day a friend of mine confided that in the weeks leading up to the election, the Obamas’ apparent joy as a couple had made her just miserable. Their marriage looked so much happier than hers. Their life seemed so perfect. “I was at a place where I was tempted daily to throttle my husband,” she said. “This coincided with Michelle saying the most beautiful things about Barack. Each time I heard her speak about him I got tears in my eyes — because I felt so far away from that kind of bliss in my own life and perhaps even more, because I was so moved by her expressions of devotion to him. And unlike previous presidential couples, they are our age, have children the same age and (just imagine the stress of daily life on the campaign) by all accounts should have been fighting even more than we were.”
As we all know, in journalism, two anecdotes are just one short of a national trend. I figured that my friend and I couldn’t possibly be the only ones dreaming, brooding or otherwise obsessing about the Obamas. Were other people, I wondered, being possessed by our new first family?
I launched an e-mail inquiry. And learned that they were. Often, in strikingly similar ways.
Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president.
(Excerpt) Read more at warner.blogs.nytimes.com ...
On the other hand, how many men are dreaming of having sex with this “first lady”? Yew, yuck.
You warned me...but, Nooooo-ooooooo, I just had to click.
I’ll be having nitemares tonite.
Bubba - you’re on my bad list....you make me throw up.
You know what they say about men with big ears?
brGood grief. These chicks are just bonkers.
Obama Derangement Syndrome.
There are probably a few men remembering sex with the prez.
On the other hand, how many men are dreaming of having sex with this “first lady”? Yew, yuck.
That has never happened. First Ladies tend to be pretty ugly. Maybe Jackie but that was over 40 years ago. We are due for some hot First Lady soon...lol.
Is Beyonce the new Marilyn to our new JFK?
In my dream he was bumping uglies with a sheep.
My wife worked for a liberal Jewish woman in the Pacific Palisades. She told my wife on meeting Bill Clinton: I would totally ‘do’ him.
She was big on pro-choice too.
The irony of course is that they wanted their children to grow up as traditional Jews.
*sigh*
What the hell. Weirdos.
This tripe was actually in the New York Times?
Obama Derangement Syndrome three times over. What is with these sicko idiots? This country needs a good purge.
Soon these crazy cows will not have to ‘dream’ of having sex with Obama because I am pretty sure he is gonna screw everyone. /sarcasm LOL
I agree! This country is turning into a real freak show.
Gotta laugh at this adolescent rant...otherwise I might puke up my pancreas.
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