And the REST OF THE STORY.
Posted on 02/03/2009 9:49:14 AM PST by Hildy
Just breaking on Fox
And the REST OF THE STORY.
Thank God that deceitful race card player, sniveling little Mr. Rogers wannabe, didn’t make the cut. This may just save my sanity during the long wait for 2012.
lol
They all know everything about each other.
I wonder how many other dems are making "honest mistakes" until they get the appointment call... are "Joe the Plumber" types of citizens the only ones who can't cheat on taxes?
‘I have the Judgment that is needed” ... and
“Change you can count on”.
Judgment - Change...what else is new?
Whos sabotaging the vetting process? my money is on Hillaries flying monkeys.
bttt
I’m deeply saddened
Janet Napolitano: “I told the doctor I wanted them this big, but he told me no; he said I’d just look like a man with very large breasts.”
The wheels usually work best when on the pavement - Obama never learned that lesson.
Let it be established: conservatives are funnier :)
To borrow a bit from Rush: We have the truth on our side, and in our jokes (a key element of humor).
Besides, we’re all way smarter than the SNL Manhattan crowd (then again, so are most flocks of chickens), so we can make better jokes and get jokes better.
Or as Obama would say: “We are a nation with bad comedy writers like Letterman, who now thinks that the President of the United States is off limits. Well, let me tell you this. The time has come to end all childish things. And so, starting Mon., anyone who voted for me gets a free CAT scan and a 4 year supply of Zanax, not because you all need it, which you do, but for the good of the nation. I’m also ditching the entire Cabinet and replacing them with Weird Al Yankovic, Pee Wee Herman, George Michael and Kanye West, so that the idiocy of you people is put on display.
Am I worried about being thrown out of office over this? Not a chance. We just traded Biden to Pakistan as part of a piece deal between them and India. I’ve nominated Howard Dean to be my Vice President. If he’s not confirmed, my back-up consists of a toss up between Cindy Sheehan, Lindsay Lohan and the Energizer Bunny. As of this moment, I’m leaning toward the rabbit.
This new Cabinet will ensure the greatest level of transparency in government in the history of the nation. No more pretensions. The results of letting amateur rap stars, drug addicts and college kids vote 3 times and of having ACORN register Mickey Mouse and Goofy to vote, with one of them actually being given a provisional ballot by a poll worker who was sipping something in a bottle covered in masking tape that read “I can’t believe it’s not water” must be made clear. Here, America, is the government you just elected. Do I want all these fools with me on a daily bases? To be frank without mentioning Barney, no. But we’re a package deal. It’s their party and they’ll cry if they want to. It’s about power sharing.
And with that I introduce to you, my new Homeland Security Secretary. He comes with credentials that surpass all of his predecessors, including a stint as assistant professor at Berkeley. His friends call him Ted. But you may know him as the Unabomber.
His nomination is assured. Even Republicans like him. The new Senator from New Hampshire has praised his innovative spirit and ingenuity. Now are there any questions from the media? PAUSE... SILENCE... I didn’t think so.”
I’ll bet that hurt!
Bump
Hi Art. Welcome back.
Yes. I hate if when rat corpses come back to life. Dashole is staying dead.
No, she doesn’t. Tom Daschle is from South Dakota. Besides, he lost his bid for re-election in 2004.
He still needs to pay 100,000 dollars to taxes, will they prosecute???? Nooo....
Yes!
GMTA, I think.
This reminds me of the Security Firm that decided to
hire a WELL-KNOWN and very successful burglar/thief
as it’s top man. The logic being the such a crook
KNOWS ALL THE WEAKNESSES of the security systems and
so he will know how to PLUG THE HOLES in the system.
In THIS case, however, I think the “Expert” is NOT
well qualified. He’s a BUNGLING tax-cheat! He got
caught!
Obama doin’ Jimmah Cahtah’s second term !!!
Meet the NEW Boss (Obama), same as the OLD Boss
(Cahtah) !!
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