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Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection
ShortNews - Scottland ^
| Dec 2008
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Posted on 01/05/2009 11:57:09 AM PST by rface
Only two months after smoking areas were erected at two hospitals, the desire to go smoke-free on the premises will eliminate the smoking rooms entirely and replace them with smoking shelters.
NHS Lothian (Scottland) will eliminate smoking rooms at Royal Edinburgh as well as at Astley Ainslie. The will then provide smoking shelters in it's phased shut down of the indoor smoking areas. The Health Board claims the action will assist smokers in quitting.
The Health Board states, "These shelters will act as a platform to promote our stop smoking services, to encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigtobacco; clintonlegacy; lewinsky; smokingnazis
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sometimes a cigar is just a cigar .... and people might need a place to smoke them. Perhaps they should concider a re-erection
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posted on
01/05/2009 11:57:17 AM PST
by
rface
To: rface
I thought smoking generally increased after an erection.
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posted on
01/05/2009 11:58:44 AM PST
by
Pessimist
To: rface
I thought it was more traditional to have the smoke after the erection.
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posted on
01/05/2009 11:58:57 AM PST
by
Rippin
To: rface
Do these reporters actually read the headlines they write?
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posted on
01/05/2009 11:59:03 AM PST
by
JamesP81
(Let the Great RINO Hunt of 2009 begin)
To: rface
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posted on
01/05/2009 11:59:03 AM PST
by
EnigmaticAnomaly
("Democrats: Seeking an easy life at someone else's expense for 150 years")
To: rface
By the headline I thought this was going to be about fire dangers associated with Viagra
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posted on
01/05/2009 11:59:35 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: rface
And...the attribution is from
The SHORT News! Ya cain’t make this schmidt up!
To: rface
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:00:10 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: rface
Good lawd. I’m reading the posts on this thread.........and I REALLY needed a good laugh! LOL!
To: rface
Changing the rules so fast is just dicking people around.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:00:59 PM PST
by
steve-b
(Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
To: rface
Oh, I always.............uh, nevermind............
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:01:22 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
To: Mr. K
My vote for the best, and first of the new year ... “head”line.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:01:33 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: Rippin
If this was San Fransico, they would smoke the ere. . .
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:02:30 PM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(Beware Obama's Reichstag fire.)
To: JamesP81
I predict this thread will disappear in 5....4.....3....2......1......
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:02:30 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
To: rface
That’s one way to clear a smoking room
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:02:46 PM PST
by
maclay
(SEEKING: Global Warming Alarmist for Martian Terraform Press Secretary)
To: Pessimist
Maybe I ought to solicit the help of one of their “dedicated smoking cessation nurses” to help me with my cigar habit.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:02:48 PM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama.)
To: rface
That headline blows.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This might prick your interest??
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:04:47 PM PST
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: steve-b
Hopefully this thread won’t peter out.We’d all get the shaft,and no one would get ahead.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:05:41 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Sarahlution!!!!!)
To: rface
“Do you smoke after sex?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:06:23 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Internet Powerhouse)
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