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You get what you vote for!
Ben & Jerry’s next flavor?
Welcome to the Dark Ages! Coming soon to a country near you.
I’ve always heard the phrase, “Eat S#!t and DIE!”.........
By the thim the Democrats get through with us, we will be well on the way to doing what they are doing.
"It's what's for dinner."
Still Whitey's fault .
The Utah Phillips Diet
How blessed are we all to be here, in America, yet many of us do not appreciate it.
Not that I'm recommending it, but pigs are smart enough to know there is evidently a lot of nutrition in cow pies.
Zimbabweans call them “Jimmy Carter Cakes”
If they have cow dung doesn’t that imply that they have....cows?
Am I missing something here?
It sure is a good thing that they kicked out those non-productive Colonialist farmers, and got the land back in the hands of it's real owners.
[/SARCASM]
While the USA burns corn in our cars because of some
bullsh@t enviro lie!
From the badlands came the killer,
He lived by his knife and the gun.
He’d cut you just for standing
And shoot you if you tried to run.
He was as big as a tree and did what he pleased,
And everything he did was bad.
They said, if you was to kill him,
It’d only make him mad.
From the goodlands came the cowgirl,
Patti was her name.
She was hot on the trail of that killer
On a moped she called Flame,
‘Cause the killer had killed her daddy
Just for spittin’ in the road,
And you only had to kill her daddy once
To get that gal p.o.’d.
CHORUS:
Yippee-i-ay, Cow Patti.
Yippee-i-ay, Cow Patti.
She rode into town
To find the man
That killed her daddy.
Yippee-i-ay, Cow Patti.
The killer hit town at daybreak,
Ate the door off the local saloon.
He started to drink,
You could tell there’d be a showdown soon.
Patti hit town in a cloud of dust,
Old Flame was buzzin’ like a saw,
And the whole town got quiet as a church,
When the killer stepped out for the draw.
Forty shots rang out, forty people fell.
Patti and the killer missed each other,
But they shot the town to hell.
The killer took a step toward Patti,
Said, “It’s time I gunned you down”,
But he slipped in something
That was laying in the street,
And was shot before he hit the ground.
Yes, the killer slipped
And it cost him his life,
And Patti said, as she raced out of town,
“You got to watch your step,
When you know the chips are down.”
Yippee-i-ay, Cow Patti.
Yippee-i-ay, Cow Patti.
She rode into town
To find the man
That killed her daddy.
- “Cow Patti”
From the film “Any Which Way You Can” (1980)
Jim Stafford - 1980
That’s what happens when you kick out the most productive members of your country (whites). Survivors of murdered/ raped white landowners are VERY productive growing rice in SE Arkansas.... The tales they told me made me have nightmares if we don’t remain vigilant. As for Mugabe et. al.......too damn bad.... You made your be, now lie in it!!
They’re conservatives now, because we eat dung every time a RINO wins the primary.
Call me a dumb country boy, but where there’s cow dung, there’s cows. Are these folks vegetarians?