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Police Want to Know Who Left Piano in Massachusetts Forest
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| Monday, November 24, 2008
Posted on 11/24/2008 8:09:37 AM PST by Joiseydude
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To: Joiseydude
Who left a piano in the middle of the woods?
Hey, that's my piano! If they return it I won't ask any questions......
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:11:34 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson)
To: Joiseydude
Where else would a piano go if it were searching for its’ roots?
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:11:38 AM PST
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
To: A_Tradition_Continues
New England is a weird region.
Chunks of meat left in a town square....now, a piano in the forest........
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:13:05 AM PST
by
Thumper1960
(A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
To: Joiseydude
If a tree plays a piano in the woods and there is nobody to hear it.....
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:13:33 AM PST
by
txroadkill
(www.honorandremember.org)
To: A_Tradition_Continues
Those ivory keys might have to go looking for an elephant.
To: A_Tradition_Continues
*GROAN*
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:14:04 AM PST
by
null and void
(0bama is Gorbachev treating a dying system with the same poison that's killing it in the first place)
To: Joiseydude
“Police Want to Know Who Left Piano in Massachusetts Forest”
#########
I want to know who left the French Horn in the Missouri woods.
And what about that Bassoon abandoned in the Oklahoma wilds?
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:14:10 AM PST
by
EyeGuy
(Obama will deliver America on a Leash to an envious world.)
To: Joiseydude
Probably some MIT student whose Mom told him to go play outside.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:14:42 AM PST
by
caddie
To: Joiseydude
If a piano is played in the middle of the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it play a tune?
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:14:50 AM PST
by
Balding_Eagle
(If America falls, darkness will cover the face of the earth for a thousand years.)
To: Joiseydude
I love gags like this — like the old college stunt of bringing a cow or a horse into a dean’s office and leaving it there overnight. I think there are also stories of teams partially disassembling a VW and then putting back together on the roof of a building and leaving it running.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:15:04 AM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
(Reagan is back, and this time he's a woman.)
To: Joiseydude
Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
To: Joiseydude
It was Liberace’s deer-hunting brother.
To: Joiseydude
It was the teenage vampires. They’re such romantics.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:15:50 AM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Balding_Eagle
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:16:31 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Joiseydude
Someone who was channeling Beethoven.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:16:31 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Sarahloution!!!!!)
To: Joiseydude
Some boy thought “if I hide the piano, my mom can’t make me practice!”
Thought for the boy’s mom: sign the kid up for football instead.
To: Joiseydude
Maybe the ghost of Babe Ruth!! (he supposed to have a piano that fell through the ice on a lake.)
See if Tanglewood is missing one!!
To: Joiseydude
Musta been put there by the ghost of Babe Ruth.
*there's a story in my former neck-o-the-woods (Lake Boon) that Babe Ruth used to rent a cottage on the lake. And when he got word he was going to the Yankees, he took the piano in the cottage, carried/dragged it to the lake and pushed it in, then uttered the curse thyat the Sox would never win a World Series again.
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:16:58 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspell)
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
11/24/2008 8:16:58 AM PST
by
txroadkill
(www.honorandremember.org)
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