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1 posted on 11/24/2008 8:09:37 AM PST by Joiseydude
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Who left a piano in the middle of the woods?

Hey, that's my piano! If they return it I won't ask any questions......

2 posted on 11/24/2008 8:11:34 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson)
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Where else would a piano go if it were searching for its’ roots?


3 posted on 11/24/2008 8:11:38 AM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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If a tree plays a piano in the woods and there is nobody to hear it.....
5 posted on 11/24/2008 8:13:33 AM PST by txroadkill (www.honorandremember.org)
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“Police Want to Know Who Left Piano in Massachusetts Forest”

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I want to know who left the French Horn in the Missouri woods.

And what about that Bassoon abandoned in the Oklahoma wilds?


8 posted on 11/24/2008 8:14:10 AM PST by EyeGuy (Obama will deliver America on a Leash to an envious world.)
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Probably some MIT student whose Mom told him to go play outside.


9 posted on 11/24/2008 8:14:42 AM PST by caddie
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If a piano is played in the middle of the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it play a tune?


10 posted on 11/24/2008 8:14:50 AM PST by Balding_Eagle (If America falls, darkness will cover the face of the earth for a thousand years.)
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I love gags like this — like the old college stunt of bringing a cow or a horse into a dean’s office and leaving it there overnight. I think there are also stories of teams partially disassembling a VW and then putting back together on the roof of a building and leaving it running.


11 posted on 11/24/2008 8:15:04 AM PST by ElkGroveDan (Reagan is back, and this time he's a woman.)
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Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?


12 posted on 11/24/2008 8:15:42 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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It was Liberace’s deer-hunting brother.


13 posted on 11/24/2008 8:15:49 AM PST by relictele
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It was the teenage vampires. They’re such romantics.


14 posted on 11/24/2008 8:15:50 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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Someone who was channeling Beethoven.


16 posted on 11/24/2008 8:16:31 AM PST by gimme1ibertee (Sarahloution!!!!!)
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Some boy thought “if I hide the piano, my mom can’t make me practice!”

Thought for the boy’s mom: sign the kid up for football instead.


17 posted on 11/24/2008 8:16:34 AM PST by Our man in washington
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Maybe the ghost of Babe Ruth!! (he supposed to have a piano that fell through the ice on a lake.)

See if Tanglewood is missing one!!

18 posted on 11/24/2008 8:16:47 AM PST by FreeAmerica2009
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Musta been put there by the ghost of Babe Ruth.

*there's a story in my former neck-o-the-woods (Lake Boon) that Babe Ruth used to rent a cottage on the lake. And when he got word he was going to the Yankees, he took the piano in the cottage, carried/dragged it to the lake and pushed it in, then uttered the curse thyat the Sox would never win a World Series again.

19 posted on 11/24/2008 8:16:58 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspell)
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Must have been these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSEaHyzbqTA

 

20 posted on 11/24/2008 8:16:58 AM PST by txroadkill (www.honorandremember.org)
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I saw it too! Lillian Gish was playing “Turkey in the Straw” on it!


21 posted on 11/24/2008 8:17:13 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Stop feeding Leftist education systems. Don't let your kids go there.)
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I had a dream about this about a week ago...and I live in Mississippi.


22 posted on 11/24/2008 8:17:38 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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23 posted on 11/24/2008 8:18:00 AM PST by rintense
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One morning I was walking my dogs on the country road near my place in the north Louisiana woods. We reached the little rise from which I enjoyed looking across the hills for 5 or 6 miles. Right in the middle of my favorite view was a refrigerator, standing upright. For some strange reason I was reminded of the apes and the monolith in “2001, a Space Odyssey”. I moved in for a closer look and found a tag with a name and phone number hanging on the back, and passed the information on to a friend who owned the land, suggesting that he give it to the sheriff’s department (dumping is illegal). A few days later the refrigerator had disappeared and I had my view back.


26 posted on 11/24/2008 8:18:35 AM PST by 19th LA Inf
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Vladmir Forowitz?


27 posted on 11/24/2008 8:18:42 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Our government is an edifice of artifice.)
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