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Police Want to Know Who Left Piano in Massachusetts Forest
FoxNews.com ^ | Monday, November 24, 2008

Posted on 11/24/2008 8:09:37 AM PST by Joiseydude

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To: 19th LA Inf

“Right in the middle of my favorite view was a refrigerator...”

Was it running?


41 posted on 11/24/2008 8:22:54 AM PST by NavySon (Liberals: Protecting us from democracy and the Constitution since before anyone can remember...)
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To: Thumper1960

Can the Mass Police conduct an adequate investigation in this well orchestrated mystery? Hopefully they can pick up the tempo and solve this puzzle in half time.


42 posted on 11/24/2008 8:23:11 AM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: Joiseydude

Maybe something else plays it... when you’re not. ;)


43 posted on 11/24/2008 8:24:01 AM PST by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: Hot Tabasco

44 posted on 11/24/2008 8:24:13 AM PST by smokingfrog (If it's to be a bloodbath, let it be now. Appeasement is not the answer. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“Who threw the overalls
In Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?”
Nobody spoke, so we
Shouted all the louder.
“It’s a rotten trick that’s true,
And we’ll lick the drip that threw
The overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.”


45 posted on 11/24/2008 8:24:35 AM PST by null and void (0bama is Gorbachev treating a dying system with the same poison that's killing it in the first place)
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To: Joiseydude

Oh, wait. Where’s my sheet music for ‘Evergreen’?


46 posted on 11/24/2008 8:24:47 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Joiseydude
The piano is heavy and it took more than a half dozen men to load it onto a truck to remove it.

And a half dozen more government workers to stand around to supervise, and 3 lawyers to file a lawsuit for not hiring enough women with equal pay to help.

47 posted on 11/24/2008 8:25:32 AM PST by Reeses (Leftism is powered by the evil force of envy.)
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To: SuziQ
That was a GOOD movie!

It was okay. I got bored during the movie so I don't remember much.

48 posted on 11/24/2008 8:25:46 AM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: Joiseydude

They still haven’t found who left the cake out in the rain!


49 posted on 11/24/2008 8:26:47 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Where’s my sheet music for ‘Evergreen’?

There is no "sheet music" in this High C hijinks...just a rap sheet.

50 posted on 11/24/2008 8:27:16 AM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: Joiseydude

There is an old story about a music professor who lived in the dormatory with his students, and there was a piano, of course, in the dorm.

The students would aggrivate the professor by one of them going to the piano in the middle of the night, and playing a scale but failing to play the octave note (the last note of the scale).

They did this night after night, until one night, the professor himself got up and banged out the octave note for five minutes.

I’ll bet it was that professor who moved the piano to the woods.


51 posted on 11/24/2008 8:27:56 AM PST by John Leland 1789
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To: Joiseydude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9vKtzKBzhg

Piano. Wilderness. Lillian Gish! (I have aliens on video too!)


52 posted on 11/24/2008 8:28:05 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Stop feeding Leftist education systems. Don't let your kids go there.)
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To: Petronski

“Nobody seems to care about the harmonica found on the steppe of North Dakota.”

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And yet there continues to be a wanton disregard for that Oboe abandoned in the Great Basin of Nevada.

And everyone just ignores the neglected Viola lingering on the high plateau Pueblo of New Mexico.


53 posted on 11/24/2008 8:28:19 AM PST by EyeGuy (Obama will deliver America on a Leash to an envious world.)
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To: Joiseydude

"if their that big to carry a piano into the woods I don't wanna know who they are"....cue the spooky music

55 posted on 11/24/2008 8:29:47 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Joiseydude
Just these guys.... they were coming back tomorrow.


56 posted on 11/24/2008 8:29:53 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Joiseydude

And now for something completely different.

57 posted on 11/24/2008 8:29:55 AM PST by Nateman ( Socialism: A social disease spread through ignorant, evil or crazy contact.)
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To: Joiseydude; All

Youre all missing the obvious. It was the aliens.


58 posted on 11/24/2008 8:30:18 AM PST by Vanders9
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To: A_Tradition_Continues

“Can the Mass Police conduct an adequate investigation in this well orchestrated mystery? Hopefully they can pick up the tempo and solve this puzzle in half time.”

Well on the way back to the police station the cruiser got A Flat, and since they were in the middle of nowhere, they were in treble. When they took the cruiser to a body shop, it needed to be tuned up. Meanwhile, the police needed to figure out what to bass their investigation on.


59 posted on 11/24/2008 8:30:55 AM PST by NavySon (Liberals: Protecting us from democracy and the Constitution since before anyone can remember...)
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To: 19th LA Inf

That must have been near the Minden, Athens and Gibsland area!I saw that back in 1943 when the zinc penny was minted!


60 posted on 11/24/2008 8:30:57 AM PST by LetMarch (If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward--Anonymous))
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