Vanity: Obama Gloaters -- Post the dumbest things said to you today by Obama-bot family, friends, et

vanity | 11/5/08 | Antoninus

[Antoninus]

When you lose an election like we just did, it brings out the best those family, friends, and acquaintences of yours who don't share your political beliefs.

In 2004, I tried my best not to gloat at all because I understood that for many of our opponents, politics is their religion and to watch Kerry lose, it was like watching a family member die. I get no pleasure in being a jackass and trying to rub salt into people's wounds.

Liberals generally have no such reservations, so I'm sure we've all gotten an earful today.

So let's start a thread for posting some of the dumbest things people have said to us today at the advent of Obamanation. It might be the kind of thing we can look back on in 2010 or 2012 and say, "Oh yeah, I forgot what that little snot said."

[chris_bdba]

LOL on C-Span the other night I saw a speech from 1968 where Teddy Kennedy was promising free healthcare for all. It’s amazing how much libs forget every 4 years!

[McBuff]

I had a black friend call me up to give it to me. . .WOO HOOO was all I heard for about 3 minutes. . .I finally asked her if I could use her as a reference when Obama’s National Security force surrounds my house. . .I called her back today and gave her holy hell about the stock market which dropped over 500 points because of OBAMANOMICS!!. . .WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WITH OUR ECONOMY!!!. . .she goes. . “he ain’t even in office yet. . “. .I said. .”I’m just practicing for the next four years!” OBAMANOMICS! OBAMANOMICS!

[reagan_fanatic]

oops - U.S. senator, not state.

[netmilsmom]

I expect to be hiding out to homeschool my kids.

[utahagen]

Will Obama be voting a la Jesus when he guarantees the right to unfettered abortion vis-a-vis the Freedom of Choice Act?

[misharu]

We are kind of tip toe-ing around each other here at work. Which is fine with me. I have been acting like nothing has changed. Must be driving the ‘bots mad!

[AndyPH]

Maybe I am wrong, but, is not the ONE, white ?
His trailer trash mother was white, therefore he is white.remind people, to forget his white heritage is RACISM.

[4rcane]

obama rally are more like “We want cake, we want cake”

[hypocritter]

“She told me: ‘He reminds me of Kennedy!’”

^I expect to hear many more of those. JFK or MLK, take your pick.

[misharu]

My 19 year old nephew was devastated and the first thing out of his mouth was — “I am moving out of the country!”.

[Old Grumpy]

“We should put together a little book and hand it out in four years!”

I already started my own journal, with the article that HAMAS is elated at the election result.

[OneWingedShark]

If somebody did that to me, I think I’d punch them. Possibly in the throat.

Honestly, I’ve NEVER done the like to them.

[Fresh Wind]

“Obama is going to govern as a centrist.”

I got this from Juan Williams and also a FReeper.

[AndyPH]

Keep calling in sick.THE ONE will pay. He promised.

[cmsgop]

Today in my shop I'm talking to my Cop friend who stopped to Chit Chat when no sooner this black woman walks in to talk to him. She is trying to get a work at a day labor place and says because of Obama’s winning last night the White Manager won't send her out on jobs, Unbelievable.......

[moondoggie]

My Obama supporter neighbor called this morning to report her two donkeys missing. They went out to pasture yesterday and didn't come home last night....so for us to keep an eye out for them.

She added that they were so excited at Obama winning, they probably went out partying.

ARRRRRRRRGH!

[2ndDivisionVet]

Just call the Law firm of Smith, Wesson, Colt, Winchester, Ruger and Remington. LOL

[FrankR]

Well, I sent the article "The I want my Mommy election" to my 41-year-old (libertarian) son. I seldom send him anything political because of our political differences...here's what I got back:

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I’ve endured these political emails for the entire election season (and it’s been a hell of a long one this time) and now it’s over and yet they still come.

About 90% of the emails have been outright false (as verified on Snopes.com) and many have just been ridiculous, yet I’ve bit my tongue and just deleted them.

Well, the election is now over and Obama won. I wasn’t particularly thrilled with either of the candidates, but you have to make a choice.

Whether your candidate won or lost, you have to give the winner the opportunity to fail or earn your trust. (Those of us that voted against Bush for the previous two elections know that all too well…here’s hoping Obama does a better job there). In fact, in John McCain’s amazing concession speech from last night he reiterates this very well.

All that said, can you remove me from the political emails that aren’t at least somewhat factual or containing some serious points of discussion?

In exchange, I promise to be the first one in line 4 (or 8) years for you to say “I told you so” if Obama f**ks it up even half as bad as Bush.

Deal?


I reminded him that I very rarely send him anything political, but that he wouldn't have to worry about ever receiving anything else, nor would he ever hear "I told you so" from me.

This is all I needed today!

[utahagen]

Which Kennedy? JFK was Ayn Rand in comparison to Obama. Then again, even Ted Kennedy's more pro-free markets than Obama!

[windsorknot]

As I was jogging today, I witnessed some dumbass honking at Obama yard signs as he/she/it drove by them.