Posted on 10/25/2008 3:04:50 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters by Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius
As if gaining with female and Catholic voters wasn't enough, Democratic President-to-be Barack Obama now leads John McCain with 75% of registered dead voters. McCain draws the support of just 15% of corpses, with the remaining 10% are undecided. When numbers are adjusted to from registered to likely dead voters, Obama loses just 2% of the vote.
"This is proof that Obama appeals to people of all ages," said an anonymous Obama spokesperson.
When asked why he supports Obama, dead actor Humphrey Bogart said, "Mr. Obama is such an eloquent speaker. He could be an actor."
Deceased James Dean added, "Like me, Obama is a rebel without a cause."
"Sheesh, even with dead Hollywood stars, there is a liberal bias!" complained a McCain/Palin supporter.
Not all dead Hollywood stars are supporting Obama. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart will be speaking at the Dead Republican Rally on Monday. Rumor has it that Ronald Reagan will be in attendance.
Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.
Yeah, but McCain leads among WORKING stiffs!
How exactly does the dead choose to be undecided? LOL!
Something about this part of this poll is just not right... and shows the typical pollster pushpolling bias; anyways, I suspect this 15% part of it is much too high.
Almost as ridiculous is that Zogby has Obama winning Catholics by 25%.
Puh=lease.
rofl!
Love it.
We need to do a better job in the Republican party at getting our dead members registered again and voting. Hey even some old confederate soldiers could get in on the act.
Pingaroo. ;-)
There is a small church out in the county here that has a cemetary next door. While they didn’t put any obama signs in front of the church, they plastered the strip of land in front of the cemetary. I lol every time I drive by there. Speaking truth to power...those dead folk be obama supporters and probably will be or have already voted for him.
LOL!
Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
Perfect Halloween poll headline.
LOL!
Zombies and face eating aliens love him too.
I’m betting 40M dead babies vote for him too.
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