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Posted on 10/17/2008 8:03:01 AM PDT by meandog
Taking a stand against the status quo? Display your Sarah Palin pumpkin and say thanks, but no thanks to Democratic dirty tricks or Obama spending treats. The feisty Alaska gov is ready to lead your fright-night festivities! *Lipstick not included
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I found those last week. Already have mine printed out and plan to put them out by my McCain-Palin yard sign.
Someone should make handouts to go with the candy about how if Obama ruled Halloween, he’d take YOUR candy and give it to kids who stayed home on Halloween night to play video games.
It could really teach a lesson about socialism to the little kids. Lord knows they hear the other side in school.
Or scare the little buggers with something like this.
Don’t forget to rub your pumpkins with poison ivy. That way, whoever picks them up and tosses them will pay the price!
LOL!
My yard signs are all “poison ivy’d” up. Last night one was pulled up. Strangely enough, so was the zero sign across the street. Non-partisan teenage delinquents, I guess.
The older kids might think that is a Bill Cosby mask.
I thought it was the “I’ve been everywhere” motel guy! LOL
Trick or Treating American style versus the Obama’s plan.
Trick or Treating in the true American Spirit:
A group of 10 kids take the time to go shopping or make their Halloween costumes. They memorize a silly joke or riddle and then tour the neighborhood from 6-9 happily trick or treating. The 10 kids get a nice haul of candy. They sit down and enjoy it. They voluntarily share some candy and trade some candy.
Trick or Treating under a goulish Obama plan of CHANGE:
100 kids desire Halloween candy. Their caretakers demand that the government purchases their kids Halloween costumes and all refuse the idea of a home-made costume or a recylcled costume. They demand transportation vouchers to a neighborhood that is ripe for candy. They go door to door for 10-15 minutes, get tired and go home. Or they just sit home doing nothing eating government donated candy.
When your kids arrive with their candy, they’re bags are taken away and 50-75% of the candy is dispered to the lazy kids! They have no right to refuse the involuntary seizure of their candy. This is the Obama presidency. A trick to Change that will Deceive the population into Socialism.
Wear that with a Mao hat/suit.
Reaching across the aisle?
“When your kids arrive with their candy, they’re bags are taken away and 50-75% of the candy is dispered to the lazy kids!”
Nothing new. 45 years ago I was told in school that if I didn’t bring enough candy for everyone then I could not have any myself.
After my kids got home (I went with them to supervise for many years), I'd take a few of my favorites from their "take" and tell them I was "taxing" the haul. You should have heard the complaints.
Now they are appalled that the state and Feds tax their paychecks so heavily, but they were educated about the concept of taxation (brazen theft) early on.
“I’d take a few of my favorites from their “take” and tell them I was “taxing” the haul. You should have heard the complaints.”
Good lesson. Much better than the socialist guilt trip taught in public school!
All right , I can one up you both.
When I was an older kid, we used to go home and change costumes mid evening so we could hit the same houses twice without being recognized. Had to dump the bag and start fresh, or it would have been to heavy to carry. We did share though, once we got our loot.
The feast lasted past Christmas and I have the cavities to prove it!
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