Woman beheads man, parades it through streets

CNN ^ | 10/17/2008 | CNN

[Red in Blue PA]

LUCKNOW, India (AP) -- A woman chopped the head off a man who allegedly tried to attack her and then paraded the head through a market in northern India, police said Friday.

Police arrested the woman late Thursday after receiving calls from frightened witnesses who reported a blood-soaked woman holding a severed head was walking through the village, said police officer Ram Bharose.

The woman, 35, told police she had gone to a nearby forest to cut grass for fodder for her cattle when a man attacked her from behind.

[BornToBeAmerican]

Creep, he got what he deserved.

[mnehring]

Bollywood actress, Aishwarya Rai is from Lucknow. I like how they make the women there, beautiful, tough, and doesn't take s*** from anyone. :->

[null and void]

Not so fast! This woman only got the head. Lorena got the head and the shaft!

One could argue that her hubby got the shaft.

[Polybius]

Yeah, but could they have successfully reattached?

A widow went to the Funeral Home to view her husband's body before the wake. She saw her husband wearing a brown suit that she didnt like and told the Funeral Director she wanted her husband in a blue suit like the guy in the coffin next to her husband.

A couple of hours later, she comes back and there is her husband all laid out in a blue suit and the man next to him is wearing a brown suit. She said to the Director, "My husband looks really good" and then she whispers, "Tell me, did you switch the suits?"

The Funeral Director replied, "No, we just switched heads."

[Jack Black]

I’ve often wondered about that. Could you keep a head alive without a body using a super-dialysis machine?

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

The woman also told police that the man had been harassing and stalking her for three months and she had no regrets about killing him, he said, adding that she would probably be charged with culpable homicide.

She must have listened to "Gunpowder and Lead."

I told my husband that song would make any abusive husband/boyfriend think twice.

[mkcc30]

It’s McCains fault! She heard the cry of “Off with his head!” at his campaign stop and followed through! sarc/

[dfwgator]

Ya think the guy would like to have a “do over.”

[econjack]

Any bets on whether she’s Hindu or Muslim?

[kinghorse]

I’m on the next train. And I can’t believe the cop is the Indian Dirty Harry. I just wrote a joke about Ayers being Scorpio. Recalling a scene where Harry visits fu manchu/african tribal dress wearing brother Mustapha. Classic.

[mnehring]

A woman, by her self, empowered to take action on her own.. Hindu, no question.

[mnehring]

Maybe his parents named him after Ram Bharose. Didn’t the original movie come out in the early 70s?

[synbad600]

What, no pictures?

[Lyantana]

She will probably be charged with culpable homicide? We are talking about a country where women are property, married off as children, and arrested if they dare defend themselves from assault.

[popdonnelly]

Wow!

[Salamander]

Don’t bring a willy to a knife fight.

[Salamander]

The saved Hitler’s brain.

[ClearCase_guy]

In one of the Back to the Future movies, Michael J. Fox finds himself back in the Old West and is challenged by a desperado.

"What's yer name?"
(Trying desperately to intimidate) "Clint. Eastwood"
"What kind of a stupid name is that??"

[antiRepublicrat]

Yeah, but could they have successfully reattached?

Yes. What they don't tell you is that Biden was in that car accident and his head was severed. Unfortunately they reattached it to the wrong end of his torso, which explains a lot these days.

[TEXASPROUD]

I don’t think this gal is Celtic.