A widow went to the Funeral Home to view her husband's body before the wake. She saw her husband wearing a brown suit that she didnt like and told the Funeral Director she wanted her husband in a blue suit like the guy in the coffin next to her husband.
A couple of hours later, she comes back and there is her husband all laid out in a blue suit and the man next to him is wearing a brown suit. She said to the Director, "My husband looks really good" and then she whispers, "Tell me, did you switch the suits?"
The Funeral Director replied, "No, we just switched heads."
The widow was concerned that her husband’s toupee remain in place for his open casket ceremony.
“Everyone loved John but did not know that he wore a hair-piece. They are grieving and will probably want to touch him. Can you make sure it stays in place?”
“That won’t be a problem, ma’am.” he replied.
After the service she approached him, “Thank you so much—it didn’t move an inch!”
“Yes, it’s really amazing what we can do here with a few carpet tacks.”