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Best Obama Jokes (Vanity)
10-2-2008 | Entrepreneur

Posted on 10/02/2008 7:04:22 AM PDT by Entrepreneur

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To: Entrepreneur
The best one:

Q: What do Obama and Osama bin Laden have in common?
A: They’re both friends with terrorists who bombed the Pentagon.

41 posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:54 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Mojave

Obama also courted a choir singer at Rev. Wrong’s church.


42 posted on 10/02/2008 8:59:46 AM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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To: ßuddaßudd

That’s because you have an intelligent sense of humor! :-)

Beautiful sunrise/set? you got there.


43 posted on 10/02/2008 9:01:18 AM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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To: edzo4

HAHA!

LOL I needed a laugh today


44 posted on 10/02/2008 9:11:23 AM PDT by Danae (Read my Lipstick: I AM Sarah Palin)
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To: Entrepreneur
I'm not gonna read 'em - - there's nothing funny about Obama
45 posted on 10/02/2008 9:36:41 AM PDT by Beckwith ('Typical White Person')
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To: Entrepreneur
Obama and McCain were talking in the Senate cloakroom one day. Obama told McCain, “I’ve got a great way to win the cabbie vote. I give them a big tip, which I charge to the taxpayers, and tell them to vote Obama.” McCain responded, “I think my approach is better. I don’t give them any tip and tell them to vote Obama.”

I don't care who you are, that one's funny right there....

46 posted on 10/02/2008 9:42:08 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending that the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in a suspension.)
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To: sportutegrl

What’s black and white and Red all over? Senator Obama


47 posted on 10/02/2008 10:09:47 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
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To: sportutegrl

What’s black and white and Red all over? Senator Obama


48 posted on 10/02/2008 10:10:35 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
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To: Sender

What does Obama have in common with Fannie Mae?
Both are in the red and will cost the taxpayers a fortune.


49 posted on 10/02/2008 10:11:03 AM PDT by Entrepreneur (The environmental movement is filled with watermelons - green on the outside, red on the inside)
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To: Impy

Necro. Ick.


50 posted on 10/02/2008 10:31:47 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Vigilanteman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2naSzb1psU


51 posted on 10/02/2008 10:37:40 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Entrepreneur

What’s the difference between Barack Obama and God?
God never thinks He’s Barack Obama.


52 posted on 10/02/2008 11:09:17 AM PDT by Entrepreneur (The environmental movement is filled with watermelons - green on the outside, red on the inside)
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To: Entrepreneur
What’s the difference between Barack Obama and God?

God never thinks He’s Barack Obama.

Citizens of Ithaca, NY like Obama.

Movie stars worship Obama.

Liberals worship and give money to Obama.

God answers prayer. Obama is a preyer.

Neither God nor His Son need a teleprompter to tell you what they think.

God is holding Jeremiah Wright's chickens for the perfect time to let them roost.

God gave Samson the ability to slay his foes with the jawbone of an ass. Obama contributors pay a lot of money to jawbone with an ass.

God is color blind. Obama's followers are blinded by color.

In emergencies, God's voice and power are like mighty waters and strong winds. Obama in an emergency would break wind and pass water.

God made Balaam's ass talk. He did the same thing with the DNC's ass.

53 posted on 10/02/2008 11:39:44 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Obama without a teleprompter speaks in tongues.)
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To: Mojave

Uh, no the guy was alive....


54 posted on 10/02/2008 4:52:36 PM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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What does a famous fast-food chain have in common with a presidential candidate?

One has Pizza in a hut.

The other has a Brother in a Hut.


55 posted on 10/02/2008 4:56:41 PM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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To: Entrepreneur
How many Barack Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Answer "None"

Liberals really don't like change and they prefer to live in the dark.

56 posted on 10/02/2008 5:02:11 PM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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To: Impy

http://able2know.org/topic/109116-1


57 posted on 10/02/2008 5:43:21 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

Oh, so he was zombie. It’s funnier that way.


58 posted on 10/03/2008 9:10:26 AM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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To: Mojave

hahahaha nice.

The issue of global warming is now at stake because of Obama’s divine light. Temperatures will only exponentially increase. May God save us all. Amen.


59 posted on 11/07/2008 8:03:17 PM PST by Aerba
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