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Best Obama Jokes (Vanity)
10-2-2008
| Entrepreneur
Posted on 10/02/2008 7:04:22 AM PDT by Entrepreneur
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To: Entrepreneur
The best one:
Q: What do Obama and Osama bin Laden have in common?
A: Theyre both friends with terrorists who bombed the Pentagon.
To: Mojave
Obama also courted a choir singer at Rev. Wrong’s church.
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posted on
10/02/2008 8:59:46 AM PDT
by
Impy
(Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
To: ßuddaßudd
That’s because you have an intelligent sense of humor! :-)
Beautiful sunrise/set? you got there.
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:01:18 AM PDT
by
Impy
(Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
To: edzo4
HAHA!
LOL I needed a laugh today
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:11:23 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Read my Lipstick: I AM Sarah Palin)
To: Entrepreneur
I'm not gonna read 'em - - there's nothing funny about Obama
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:36:41 AM PDT
by
Beckwith
('Typical White Person')
To: Entrepreneur
Obama and McCain were talking in the Senate cloakroom one day. Obama told McCain, Ive got a great way to win the cabbie vote. I give them a big tip, which I charge to the taxpayers, and tell them to vote Obama. McCain responded, I think my approach is better. I dont give them any tip and tell them to vote Obama. I don't care who you are, that one's funny right there....
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:42:08 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending that the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in a suspension.)
To: sportutegrl
What’s black and white and Red all over? Senator Obama
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:09:47 AM PDT
by
bt_dooftlook
(Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
To: sportutegrl
What’s black and white and Red all over? Senator Obama
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:10:35 AM PDT
by
bt_dooftlook
(Democrats - the "No Child/Left/Behind" Party)
To: Sender
What does Obama have in common with Fannie Mae?
Both are in the red and will cost the taxpayers a fortune.
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:11:03 AM PDT
by
Entrepreneur
(The environmental movement is filled with watermelons - green on the outside, red on the inside)
To: Impy
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:31:47 AM PDT
by
Mojave
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:37:40 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Entrepreneur
What’s the difference between Barack Obama and God?
God never thinks He’s Barack Obama.
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posted on
10/02/2008 11:09:17 AM PDT
by
Entrepreneur
(The environmental movement is filled with watermelons - green on the outside, red on the inside)
To: Entrepreneur
Whats the difference between Barack Obama and God? God never thinks Hes Barack Obama.
Citizens of Ithaca, NY like Obama.
Movie stars worship Obama.
Liberals worship and give money to Obama.
God answers prayer. Obama is a preyer.
Neither God nor His Son need a teleprompter to tell you what they think.
God is holding Jeremiah Wright's chickens for the perfect time to let them roost.
God gave Samson the ability to slay his foes with the jawbone of an ass. Obama contributors pay a lot of money to jawbone with an ass.
God is color blind. Obama's followers are blinded by color.
In emergencies, God's voice and power are like mighty waters and strong winds. Obama in an emergency would break wind and pass water.
God made Balaam's ass talk. He did the same thing with the DNC's ass.
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posted on
10/02/2008 11:39:44 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Obama without a teleprompter speaks in tongues.)
To: Mojave
Uh, no the guy was alive....
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posted on
10/02/2008 4:52:36 PM PDT
by
Impy
(Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
To: Entrepreneur
What does a famous fast-food chain have in common with a presidential candidate?
One has Pizza in a hut.
The other has a Brother in a Hut.
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posted on
10/02/2008 4:56:41 PM PDT
by
april15Bendovr
(Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
To: Entrepreneur
How many Barack Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Answer "None"
Liberals really don't like change and they prefer to live in the dark.
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posted on
10/02/2008 5:02:11 PM PDT
by
april15Bendovr
(Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
To: Impy
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posted on
10/02/2008 5:43:21 PM PDT
by
Mojave
To: Mojave
Oh, so he was zombie. It’s funnier that way.
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posted on
10/03/2008 9:10:26 AM PDT
by
Impy
(Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
To: Mojave
hahahaha nice.
The issue of global warming is now at stake because of Obama’s divine light. Temperatures will only exponentially increase. May God save us all. Amen.
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posted on
11/07/2008 8:03:17 PM PST
by
Aerba
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