Super powered DOGS and MICE? Allah (poop be upon his beard) is OFFENDED!!!!!
Posted on 09/15/2008 8:31:14 AM PDT by Schnucki
Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.
Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.
But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.
The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.
Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam's teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.
According to a translation prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, an American press monitoring service, he said: "The mouse is one of Satan's soldiers and is steered by him.
"If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing, because the mouse is impure.
"According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry?
"Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice.
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OMG! That means Porky, Pluto, Goofy, and Jerry may be next!
Why does he need to die? I thought he was given the option of forced conversion before the ultimate? Just can’t trust those silly Imams and Sheikhs.
Don’t worry. If I know my carts, Wyle E. Coyote has a huge storage of WMD’s from Acme (a division of Hallaburton) to hit this rag head with.....or just drop and anvil for 15,000 feet!
Step away from the hookah, sandrat.
Wait until he encounters Barry Soretoe’s debating opponent: Daffy Duck!
I have an old picture of what Mickey thinks of this, but it would just be pulled...
Super powered DOGS and MICE? Allah (poop be upon his beard) is OFFENDED!!!!!
Or Itchy and Scratchy
Our “friends” the Saudis are totally over the top.
I suppose that Farfur is okay, right? Farfur is the Palestinian mouse who asks that muslim children murder Jewish civilians.
Why does our government expect us to believe there is anything rational or sane about Islam?
Their cult is an absolute perversion of everything that God intended for mankind.
Oh good grief!! These people need a job! Its
hard for me to imagine that people can be this
INSANE AND STOOOOPID!!! Get a life!!!! A mouse
fer cryin out loud!!!
Mickey Mouse threat making the news.
First, I want reparations and an apology from the Lib Left for all the years my people, the Christians, were made to look like stupid, crazy, fundamentalist idiots, when clearly the job had already been taken. In the last hundred years, the most you can pin on us as way out there was snakehandling (limited to small sects) and the whole Northern Ireland thing, which, in Christianity's defense, although stupid and pointless, was kept between our own branches of the faith. (We weren't killing anybody OUTSIDE of our faith and blaming it on them for being infidels.)
Secondly, I think this conclusively proves that Islam is a contact-carried viral brain disease.
Thirdly, this is a condemnation of Islam's own brand of "celebrity". Just as some people need to know Chevy Chase's or Lindsey Lohan's views before forming there own, this whole sheik/imam thing is just plain pitiful. I mean, look...the Catholics at least have the whole Pope thing going; there is, agree or disagree with the current administration, one guy setting policy. My people, the Baptists, hold one set of ideas sacred and let the individual congregations work out the minor points. But these Moose-limb maniacs...any person who is insane enough can declare their own views of the Koran to be the absolutely, positively, Baal-honest truth for everyone on the planet, and bingo, half a million wild eyed Jihadi's suddenly go to war over what Allah says you should eat for breakfast.
This kind of nonsense was OK when they were mountain tribes in their God-awful poor backwater homelands, but once they starting socking away our GDP as oil money, things got quickly out of hand. Combine it with our own loony Left that spits on my religion but tells me I have to recognize Kwazy Kwanza as being as true as Christianity, and the system breaks completely down.
Before 911, most Americans didn't know squat about Islam, and we were pretty good with that. Then a score of pitiful maniacs with MASSIVE inferiority complexes decided that 3000 of our people deserved to die for the crime of going to work in the morning to fee their families, and you know what? Now I know EVERYTHING I need to know about Islam. Listen, Achmed...we didn't look down on you before 911...it's just that we didn't flipping care. But thanks for the wakeup call. We lured a million of your worst nutjobs into the roach motel called Iraq, and are doing our best to send you to your virgins and remove the IslamoCrazy Gene from the breeding pool.
I hope we invent free, cheap fusion power and release it on the Internet, and watch these guys go back to sitting on sand dunes. But sadly, like a wild dog, more may be needed before it is all over to make the world a safe place.
What a stone-age moron. Pitiful putz.
It’s funny how they take dietary and health advice and turn it into some sort of psychotic killing frenzy.
But my kids love mouse soup.
He hates mieces to pieces.
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