I Am Voting Democrat Because ...

This ain't hell but you can see it from here ^ | August 13, 2008

[Zakeet]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?

I’m voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people

I’m voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I’m voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my Brother.

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is polluted?

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there; when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

[Mark was here]

I’m voting democratic because I’ll get free stuff and not have to work.

[techcor]

I’m voting Democrat because I think Russia, China, Cuba, and all oil producing nations are falling for a gimmick of drilling for oil when I know the “real” solution is to inflate my tires which none of them seem to be relying on.

[Foolsgold]

[mdk1960]

I am voting Democrat so that the elder statesman George Clooney can leave his bubblebath and come into the sunshine.

[Bob]

I’m voting Democrat because: I have the IQ of a house plant.

Now, now. Please don't denigrate the IQ of house plants.

You shouldn't overestimate the IQ of dimocRATs either.

[EagleandLiberty]

I am voting Democrat because - the Communists and Islamic world needs to be INCREASED, and the nations that are for democracy must fail!!

[Sig Sauer P220]

I’m voting Democrap because plants have rights too.

[ozzymandus]

Don’t forget the excuse used most commonly here on FR: “I’m voting for Obama because McCain isn’t conservative enough!”

[fish hawk]

I've always wanted to be a racist and the Democratic Party is my best bet to achieve my goal.

[Sig Sauer P220]

I’m voting Democrat because someone offered me a pack of smokes to register and vote that way.

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

Im voting democrat because change is needed. Change from rich man’s pocket to mine. WORD!!

[Sig Sauer P220]

I’m voting Democrat because I died several years ago and don’t want to miss out on this election.

[griswold3]

I’m voting democrat because I hate ‘rugged individualism’. I’d rather be with the cool crowd.

[Beagle8U]

I'm voting D-Rat because they have a national Heath plan, and who doesn't love Heath bars! ( Especially frozen )

[MrB]

One nasty little aspect of human nature is the desire to punish those who are perceived as better off,

even if said punishment leads to no personal gain on the part of the human desiring punishment be inflicted.

In other words, those who succumb to their baser sin nature don’t care if anything goes in their own pocket, as long as it comes OUT of the rich guy’s pocket.

Thou shall not covet.

[zimfam007]

Here is my top 10:

I am voting democrat because.....

10. I have failed to educate myself -— isn’t that the government’s job!?!

9. I am too lazy to think for myself, I need someone to do it for me.

8. I don’t like it when people feel bad.

7. It makes me feel bad when other people work harder than me and have more things than I do... the democrats will make sure everyone is equal.

6. they support the arts.

5. I want to eliminate invention, discovery, ingenuity and the desire to succeed (refer to #7).

4. Life would be better if the human race went extinct.

3. It is easier than taking responsibility for my actions.

2. America is responsible for all the bad in the world, and I know this because (refer to #10).

and the number 1 reason why I am voting democrat.....
BECAUSE it makes ME FEEL better.

[Iron Munro]

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe we need to believe in CHANGE we can believe in.

[CindyDawg]

i’m voting Democrat because I like “free” stuff.

[pgyanke]

I’m voting Democrat because: They have a long record on civil rights... and I’m a racist too.

[vpintheak]

I’m voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. CORRECTION: Freedom of speech is fine as long as whoever is practicing it agrees with liberal marxist talking points only.