Posted on 08/12/2008 12:30:30 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Taking time from his gold while on vacation in Hawaii, Barack Obama spake unto the media, and the Russians and Georgians heard his eloquence and repented of their sins:
"I reiterate my call for Russia to stop its bombing campaign, to stop flights of Russian aircraft in Georgian airspace, and to withdraw its ground forces from Georgia. The Georgian government has proposed a cease-fire and the Russian government should accept it. There is also an urgent need for humanitarian assistance to reach the people of Georgia, and casualties on both sides."
The Governor of Virginia, Tim Kaine, proclaimed our salvation and our eternal debt of gratitude to Obama:
“It was a bad crisis for the world. It required tough words but also a smart approach to call on the international community to step in. And I’m very, very happy that the Senator’s request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”
As one of the little insignificant peons in your global domain, let me thank you for my life, Senator Obama.
I confess that I had doubts about you. I even (sniff) thought you were a political lightweight. I had no idea that you could reach out across the planet with a mere word of power and end wars and conflagrations.
Most surely you really are our political Messiah.
These people are beyond parody.
AW—Obama’s so full of shit! No wonder his eyes are brown.
No doubt a Messiah. Interesting the Russians did not pick up on the Messiah’s German speech or they never would have invaded. Bwahahahahaha.
Kaine must be drinking something- and I think it’s stronger than koolaide. One of the more bizarre statements this year.
Obama’s love for the downtrodden heats up the planet’s atmosphere by 5.8 degrees Fahrenheit, while his loathing of George W. Bush cools it down by the same amount. That’s why the scientists have been unable to detect any significant variations in average global temperatures.
THEY ARE PROBABLY STILL ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OF THE KREMLIN, LAFFING THEIR ASSES OFF!!!.............
“And I’m very, very happy that the Senator’s request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”
Next up, Obama will command the sun to rise in the East.
He wa also call on millions of kids to eat their breakfast.
LOL!
You just know they want this idiot elected, knowing he’ll bend over and grab the ankles just like his hero JFK.
Now that is a Monica ladies and gentlemen!
Our governor is an idiot and a POS. I'm embarassed to be a Virginian right now.
Remember that movie “Jurasshashadit Park”? Well, get ready for the sequel: “Ourasshashadit if Obama gets in”. May G-d have mercy on our children. (I’ve given up on my generation.) Leviticus 26:21-22
Who would have ever imagined that the Soviet Union would completely CAVE IN to his demands even before he became President. Wow.
I’m sure Medvedev can’t wait for this sissypants to be in the White House. He and Putin will have the tanks over the Russian border within a month.
Oh - and would Medvedev’s compliance to Obambi’s request be before or after Obambi called upon the U.N. Security Council to condemn Russia — apparently forgetting that Russia has a veto on the U.N.S.C.? What a moron.
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