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Obama Just Saved The World!
Americas Sentinel ^ | August 12, 2008 | Michael Eden

Posted on 08/12/2008 12:30:30 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Taking time from his gold while on vacation in Hawaii, Barack Obama spake unto the media, and the Russians and Georgians heard his eloquence and repented of their sins:

"I reiterate my call for Russia to stop its bombing campaign, to stop flights of Russian aircraft in Georgian airspace, and to withdraw its ground forces from Georgia. The Georgian government has proposed a cease-fire and the Russian government should accept it. There is also an urgent need for humanitarian assistance to reach the people of Georgia, and casualties on both sides."

The Governor of Virginia, Tim Kaine, proclaimed our salvation and our eternal debt of gratitude to Obama:

“It was a bad crisis for the world. It required tough words but also a smart approach to call on the international community to step in. And I’m very, very happy that the Senator’s request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”

As one of the little insignificant peons in your global domain, let me thank you for my life, Senator Obama.

I confess that I had doubts about you. I even (sniff) thought you were a political lightweight. I had no idea that you could reach out across the planet with a mere word of power and end wars and conflagrations.

Most surely you really are our political Messiah.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Russia
KEYWORDS: 2008; blueturban; election; elections; foreignpolicy; georgia; kainekoolaid; messiah; obama; ossetia; russia; satire; southossetia; war
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Verily!
1 posted on 08/12/2008 12:30:30 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

These people are beyond parody.


2 posted on 08/12/2008 12:33:39 PM PDT by kjo
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

AW—Obama’s so full of shit! No wonder his eyes are brown.


3 posted on 08/12/2008 12:34:29 PM PDT by Palladin (Glenn Beck on Obama: "Who the hell does he think he is?")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

No doubt a Messiah. Interesting the Russians did not pick up on the Messiah’s German speech or they never would have invaded. Bwahahahahaha.


4 posted on 08/12/2008 12:34:42 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Kaine must be drinking something- and I think it’s stronger than koolaide. One of the more bizarre statements this year.


5 posted on 08/12/2008 12:34:46 PM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"I reiterate my call for Russia to stop its bombing campaign,..." he said, stamping his foot.
6 posted on 08/12/2008 12:35:04 PM PDT by ladtx ( "Never miss a good chance to shut up." - - Will Rogers)
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7 posted on 08/12/2008 12:36:21 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: ladtx

Obama’s love for the downtrodden heats up the planet’s atmosphere by 5.8 degrees Fahrenheit, while his loathing of George W. Bush cools it down by the same amount. That’s why the scientists have been unable to detect any significant variations in average global temperatures.


8 posted on 08/12/2008 12:37:34 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; All
Obama Messiah Seal
9 posted on 08/12/2008 12:37:44 PM PDT by musicman
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...And I’m very, very happy that the Senator’s request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”

THEY ARE PROBABLY STILL ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OF THE KREMLIN, LAFFING THEIR ASSES OFF!!!.............

10 posted on 08/12/2008 12:37:48 PM PDT by Red Badger (All that carbon in all that oil and coal was once in the atmosphere. We're just putting it back.....)
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To: pabianice
Obama should buy him breakfast for that “service”.
11 posted on 08/12/2008 12:38:23 PM PDT by Niteranger68 (When it comes to Obama, just keep the change.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
The MSM can't even run with this one after Obama claimed the UN should pass a resolution against Russia and encouraged Russia to support it.
12 posted on 08/12/2008 12:38:56 PM PDT by tobyhill (fraud -noun;(1)deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, (2) Obama)
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“And I’m very, very happy that the Senator’s request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”

Next up, Obama will command the sun to rise in the East.

He wa also call on millions of kids to eat their breakfast.


13 posted on 08/12/2008 12:39:31 PM PDT by WOSG (http://no-bama.blogspot.com/ - NObama, stop the Hype and Chains candidate)
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LOL!


14 posted on 08/12/2008 12:40:00 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Red Badger

You just know they want this idiot elected, knowing he’ll bend over and grab the ankles just like his hero JFK.


15 posted on 08/12/2008 12:40:08 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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“It was a bad crisis for the world. It required tough words but also a smart approach to call on the international community to step in. And I’m very, very happy that the Senator’s request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”

Now that is a Monica ladies and gentlemen!

16 posted on 08/12/2008 12:40:31 PM PDT by McGruff (Kick Russia out of the G8, Kick them Now!)
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"The Governor of Virginia, Tim Kaine, proclaimed our salvation and our eternal debt of gratitude to Obama:"

Our governor is an idiot and a POS. I'm embarassed to be a Virginian right now.

17 posted on 08/12/2008 12:40:46 PM PDT by KriegerGeist (Lifetime member of the "Christian-Radical-Right-Wing-Kook-Factor")
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To: Palladin

Remember that movie “Jurasshashadit Park”? Well, get ready for the sequel: “Ourasshashadit if Obama gets in”. May G-d have mercy on our children. (I’ve given up on my generation.) Leviticus 26:21-22


18 posted on 08/12/2008 12:42:15 PM PDT by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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I had absolutely NO IDEA that he (whose middle name must NEVER be spoken) had that kind of influence and power!! WOW.

Who would have ever imagined that the Soviet Union would completely CAVE IN to his demands even before he became President. Wow.

19 posted on 08/12/2008 12:42:32 PM PDT by stockstrader (CHANGE--a euphemism for further dividing our country along racial, social and economic lines)
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I’m sure Medvedev can’t wait for this sissypants to be in the White House. He and Putin will have the tanks over the Russian border within a month.

Oh - and would Medvedev’s compliance to Obambi’s request be before or after Obambi called upon the U.N. Security Council to condemn Russia — apparently forgetting that Russia has a veto on the U.N.S.C.? What a moron.


20 posted on 08/12/2008 12:42:33 PM PDT by Right Cal Gal (Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
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