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Hitler the Comedian: The Nazi Leader's Bodyguard Reveals a Different Side to the Dictator
Mail Online ^ | 06.23.2008 | Allan Hall

Posted on 06/24/2008 5:19:53 AM PDT by Coffee200am

Adolf Hitler found time amid the bloodiest war in history to crack jokes with his cronies.

Hitler the comedian is one side of the Fuhrer painted in a new memoir called ‘The Last Witness‘ by one of the Nazi leader's bodyguards.

Comedian: Hitler often cracked jokes according to his bodyguard

Hitler, the mass killer, “had a small fund of jokes,“ recalled Misch, who is now 90.

“The boss was said to be particularly fond of a couple jokes and told the best ones over and over,“ he said.

While Misch did not divulge Hitler's favourite jokes ahead of the book's publication, one joke that Hitler liked to tell was at the expense of his pompous Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering.

Goering was a man forever designing himself new uniforms and giving himself new orders and decorations.

“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.

“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.

“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“

Several instances of Hitler‘s humour ended up in a dossier called simply "The Hitler Book" which was compiled for Soviet leader Josef Stalin at the end of WW2.

It relates how Joseph Goebbels, the evil propaganda minister, told Hitler a latest scurrilous rumour: that the immensely vain Goering went to bed wearing medals on his pyjamas. Rochus Misch

Rochus Misch in 1944: He was in the bunker when Hitler killed himself

“Hitler liked the story so much,” according to the report “that he ordered Hoffmann to make some medals out of gold and silver foil as well as a bombastic citation for bravery to be presented to Goering.”

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Germany
KEYWORDS: barf; godsgravesglyphs; hitler; joker
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1 posted on 06/24/2008 5:19:53 AM PDT by Coffee200am
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To: Coffee200am

You’re in for a ZOT, NEWBIE!


2 posted on 06/24/2008 5:21:07 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Coffee200am

Wow. So evil people can be unbearably boring and vain as well. What a revelation.


3 posted on 06/24/2008 5:22:20 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: Coffee200am

Not for nothing, but a good read “Hitler’s Table Talk: 1941-1944.”

A fascinating read.


4 posted on 06/24/2008 5:22:43 AM PDT by Natchez Hawk (This is Sammy Israel III filling in for DB Cooper who will be returning next week,)
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To: Coffee200am

Mel Brooks had this guy beat by 30 years.

5 posted on 06/24/2008 5:22:58 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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To: Ann Archy

Yep, that Hitler fellow was a bundle of laughs, wasn’t he?


6 posted on 06/24/2008 5:23:36 AM PDT by Russ (Repeal the 17th amendment)
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To: Coffee200am

Sounds almost as good as some of John Kerry’s jokes.


7 posted on 06/24/2008 5:24:30 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Coffee200am
Rochus Misch in 1944: He was in the bunker when Hitler killed himself

Hitler killed himself? And to think for the past 64 years I thought he slipped on some ammunition and broke his neck. /s

8 posted on 06/24/2008 5:27:50 AM PDT by library user
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To: Coffee200am
And a hell of a musician, too.


9 posted on 06/24/2008 5:29:40 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (This tagline is completely naked - STOP STARING!)
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To: Ann Archy

what’s the ZOT for? This seem s like a valid post- did you read it?


10 posted on 06/24/2008 5:31:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: Mr. K

Good freaking grief...a NEWBIE posting that Hitler was a funny guy...geesh....just wait for the blowback, bud.


11 posted on 06/24/2008 5:32:05 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Coffee200am

Interesting, thanks for posting.

Not quite sure why some factual information about Hitler is causing conniptions on this thread. One of the most tragic things about History’s monsters are their good points.


12 posted on 06/24/2008 5:36:31 AM PDT by agere_contra
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13 posted on 06/24/2008 5:37:10 AM PDT by Coffee200am
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To: uglybiker

Here we go again, heh heh!


14 posted on 06/24/2008 5:39:29 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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15 posted on 06/24/2008 5:41:07 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: Coffee200am

Reminds me of Monty Pythons, “The Deadliest Joke.”


16 posted on 06/24/2008 5:41:40 AM PDT by swatbuznik
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To: Coffee200am
Wow, what a knee slapper! Hahahahahaha!

Welcome to Free Republic, sport.

17 posted on 06/24/2008 5:50:38 AM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: swatbuznik
Hitler: My dog has no nose!
Young SA Man: How does he smell?
Hitler: Terrible!
18 posted on 06/24/2008 5:52:27 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Et si omnes ego non)
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To: Ann Archy

Geez dude- it was interesting reading- We generally like that kind of stuff here.

He was not expressing his personaly feelings of love for the guy. He posted a general interest article.


19 posted on 06/24/2008 5:56:07 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: Coffee200am

Misch was the switchboard operator in the bunker, and [I believe] was assigned to the commo section of Hitler’s HQ. He was NOT one of his bodyguards. That was either a police detachment under Rattenhuber, or a guard battalion from the LSSAH. Misch was, I think, a member of the LSSAH, but not in the guard detachment.


20 posted on 06/24/2008 5:57:42 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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