[HAL9000]

The first thing they'll send to the landfill is the impeachment exhibit.

How about a new exhibit listing all of the pardons that Clinton sold for money to build his library in the first place?

[PeteB570]

Which section will the blue dress and cigar be in?

[relictele]

Neon signs to be added:

LIVE NUDE HEIFERS

[NonValueAdded]

They must have found some displays that contradict what Hillary has been saying in public and they need cover for the changes they’ve already made. How better to cover them than to announce a change. /tinfoil

[Logic n' Reason]

As you go through the wooden clapboard door into the vinyl linoleum floored main entrance, there will be a four foot high by three feet deep by three feet wide glass display case.

In that case will be a cheap, chipped, K-Mart clothing dummy with a brunette wig on, kneeling, and wearing a "stained" blue dress!

[Argus]

There will be a cool new exhibit in which the animatronic Hillary dodges sniper fire in the hot LZ at Tuzla Airport. No expense will be spared to replicate this amazing episode in all its combat-hardened reality.

[Ann Archy]

Could someone post the picture of the Double Wide Liebrary??? It looks JUST like a TRAILER!! LOL!!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

So there’ll be LCD monitors instead of the old black and white turn-knob sets in the adult peep show booths?

[Conservative4Ever]

Does this mean it’s out with the neon signs and in with the black velvet paintings?

[Tymesup]

How about exhibits for the following:

Vince Foster, still depressed
Ron Brown
Barbara Wise
Juanita Broaddrick (put a little ice on that)
Arkansas prison blood
Travel office, starring Billy Dale
Leaving the football carrier behind
Satellite technology to the Chinese
Putting Utah coal off the market
Nuclear launch on impact PDD
TWA Flight 800

And, I almost forgot, the World Trade Center bombing.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

...showcase Bill Clinton's pursuits since leaving office in January 2001...

Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

[hdstmf]

“The first thing they’ll send to the landfill is the impeachment exhibit.”

The Clintoon Library is a landfill.

[chainsaw]

Garner said discussions have begun about how best to showcase Bill Clinton’s pursuits since leaving office in January 2001.

What’s to discuss, just hang a picture of Monica in every secluded room over a sink.

[MarineBrat]

They should have a "Hillary Art" exhibit!

[therut]

They need to take down the shrine to the failed AWB with its evil glass encased AR-15. I want to LOL everytime I think about it.

[SmithL]

[MinuteGal]

When the inevitable happens and Hillary tanks, the amount of donations for the liberry from the high-roller Democrats, liberals, communists, radicals and foreign interests will tank also.

Admissions alone plus personal dollars from the upcoming clout-less couple will not keep this pathetic wheel estate in operation.

The economic situation will be further complicated in the event of a post-election marital split between Hillary and Bubba. Who will get the outside string of porta-potties and the Weber grill?

New exhibits will be like re-arranging the furniture in Bill's Harlem "office".

Leni