Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Reuters ^ | April 22, 2008 | Joe Bavier

Posted on 04/22/2008 8:23:11 PM PDT by LonghornFreeper

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ )

(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: africa; alcibiades; austinpowers; bellcurve; diversity; hermii; lorenabobbitt; magic; peloponnesianwar; penistheft; saywhat; shrinkage; sorcery; teenyweeny; witchcraft
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100101-105 next last
To: LonghornFreeper
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

If you don't pay, they threaten to make you vote Democrat too.

61 posted on 04/22/2008 9:41:27 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: eldoradude
It's a band...Stealing Penises.

They can only play one chord at a time?

One Hit Wonders?

62 posted on 04/22/2008 9:44:48 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]

To: LonghornFreeper
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises...

I always wondered what kind of a job could all those feminists get with a degree in "Women's Studies". Now I know.

63 posted on 04/22/2008 9:47:09 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Bender2

Hmm. A lucrative business for human horn...?


64 posted on 04/22/2008 9:47:17 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Look at all the candidates. Choose who you think is best. Choose wisely in 2008.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RavenATB

It’s twoo, it’s twoo!


65 posted on 04/22/2008 9:53:42 PM PDT by A.P.M.
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 53 | View Replies]

To: LonghornFreeper
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

And we thought we had problems with the housing market! Now I don't feel so bad.
66 posted on 04/22/2008 9:55:23 PM PDT by Deo volente
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Ultra Sonic 007; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; ...
Re: Hmm. A lucrative business for human horn...?

Okay, last year... I posted:

Re: The burst was so bright that at the time it was first recorded it was dismissed as man-made radio interference. It put out a huge amount of power (10exp33 Joules), equivalent to a large (2000MW) power station running for two billion billion years.

“The burst may have been produced by an exotic event such as the collision of two neutron stars or be the last gasp of a black hole as it evaporates completely,” Professor Lorimer said.

The burst lasted just five milliseconds.


Oh, that! I remember it well... I make very special love to my darling Inubda with the help of that fabulous aphrodisiac, Human Horn.

Ahrump! Yes, the Human Horn... made Lrrr's love making last twice as long, to a full five milliseconds!

Anything for love... my pet!

Go ahead and laugh it up... but it will not be so funny when those Human Horn Hunters land here from Omicron Persei 8.

Did anybody pay attention? Nooooooooooo.... and now they are here!

67 posted on 04/22/2008 10:00:37 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 64 | View Replies]

To: fieldmarshaldj

I’m amazed that it took 38 posts for that pciture to show up.


68 posted on 04/22/2008 10:20:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: glock rocks
There’s a song in here somewhere. Sadly, it’s probably in Urdu or something.

There's actually a classic song along those lines (in English) by the alternative rock band "King Missile", named "Detachable Penis"...

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis and http://www.mp3lyrics.org/k/king-missile/detachable-penis/.

It's not X-rated, rather it's actually kinda creative...

69 posted on 04/22/2008 10:28:14 PM PDT by Zeppo (Every mighty mild... seventies child... Beats me (Metric - Combat Baby))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: pandoraou812
ping

Not that you need any more ideas. ;^P

70 posted on 04/22/2008 10:55:54 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Moscow 1980 Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TigersEye; yorkie; metmom
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hmmm maybe we can get these sorcerers over to the FLDS compounds?

71 posted on 04/22/2008 11:00:08 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot............OUT ..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 70 | View Replies]

To: LibFreeOrDie

My first thought, too. Interesting juxtaposition of penis and snatch.


72 posted on 04/22/2008 11:03:43 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: glock rocks
Suggesting an inverse relationship between IQ and the happiness coefficient of Enzite Bob's wife.

Jack Paar used to claim the same relationship between brain and boob size.

73 posted on 04/22/2008 11:09:08 PM PDT by FredZarguna (PA's newest and shortest-term DemocRAT. (Mar 24, 2008 4:55PM-April 23, 2008 8:05AM))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: pandoraou812

That’s an idea. I was afraid you might want to use this at home. ;^)


74 posted on 04/22/2008 11:17:40 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Beijing 2008. Moscow 1980 Olympic Games for murdering regimes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 71 | View Replies]

To: Zeppo

The video’s on YouTube.


75 posted on 04/22/2008 11:21:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 69 | View Replies]

To: LibFreeOrDie

purported penis pillage...possible? Perhaps..


76 posted on 04/22/2008 11:22:08 PM PDT by politicalwit (AKA... A Tradition Continues...Now a Hoosier Freeper)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: LonghornFreeper

Start by getting the victims’ email addresses, and then altruistically foreward the next offer of uneeded “growth pills” you recieve to them.

Might be necessary to take on a kindly, helpful Nigerian partner, though that should be avoided if at all possible.

Globalism can solve this: Congolese sorcererhexes victim; Chinese pills -> Canadian “pharmacy” + Russian Internet banker + Bulgarian spammer -> American forewarder -> victim = cured Congolese victim!

Think of it as recycling, to celebrate Earth Day.


77 posted on 04/23/2008 12:01:19 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: LibFreeOrDie
Now THERE's the new phrase of the year!

And a movie for the new year: Attack Of The Penis Snatchers From Venus

78 posted on 04/23/2008 12:04:55 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Bender2

Lock your doors! Guard your wo...-oh, wait. They’re not looking for them (GULP!).


79 posted on 04/23/2008 12:07:54 AM PDT by tanuki (u)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 67 | View Replies]

To: Alia

I thought they were talking about our past republican congress until I realized they weren’t talking about gonads too!


80 posted on 04/23/2008 12:16:49 AM PDT by landerwy (Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100101-105 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson