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OK ... I CAN'T VERIFY THIS ONE EITHER
NEALZ NUZE ^ | APRIL 16, 2008 | NEAL BOORTZ

Posted on 04/16/2008 10:59:27 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20

But .. it's fun, so we're going to go with it.

The story is that two magazines decided to do a survey on "what do people fear the most?" One magazine, Country Living, had almost a 100% white readership. The other was Ebony/Jet magazine where the readership is somewhat different.

First .. the results from Country Living. What do their readers fear most?

Nuclear war or an attack on the United States
A child or spouse with a terminal illness
Themselves with a terminal illness.

And what do the readers of Ebony/Jet fear most:

Ghosts
Dogs
Registered mail.

Now ... why did I post this? First .. it passed the Snopes test ... and besides, remember my goal of making the MediaMorons.loons website again this week?


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1 posted on 04/16/2008 10:59:27 AM PDT by Turret Gunner A20
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To: Turret Gunner A20
I'd have to see each magazine's full list of choices. If the Ebony/Jet poll had ghosts, dogs, registered mail, little green men from Mars, the vast right wing conspiracy, and Karl Rove passing out AIDS and crack, the first three choices would have been the sane ones.
2 posted on 04/16/2008 11:02:49 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

That boy is gonna get himself in trouble


3 posted on 04/16/2008 11:03:30 AM PDT by woofie (expert)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

ghostism
dogism and mailism is amazingly scary

honestly
none of that would surprise me, ever had conversations with certain folk where you see what you say just goes right through their ears.

usually obama voters
they have to be the most uneducated ignorant voters this country has ever produced, most can’t even talk in a present tense or future tense.

she gone not she’s gone
etc


4 posted on 04/16/2008 11:04:54 AM PDT by manc
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5 posted on 04/16/2008 11:07:29 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Looks to me like whitey be a bit straight-laced while the brothers can have a some fun at the expense of Ebony.

Neal’s puttin on water skis.


6 posted on 04/16/2008 11:07:32 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Registered mail can be scary.


7 posted on 04/16/2008 11:07:41 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: KarlInOhio

This is thought-crime, if true, and does a grave diservice to all Deceased-americans and canine-Americans. Not to mention the obvious slur on postal carriers.


8 posted on 04/16/2008 11:07:45 AM PDT by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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To: 50sDad

I remember a cover of Ebony magazine with Nichelle Nichols on it as Uhura. WOW!


9 posted on 04/16/2008 11:09:36 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

What? No snakes?! Ahz done HATE dem snakes!

Kinda skiddish ov dem dare rollin’ pins, too!


10 posted on 04/16/2008 11:10:22 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: massgopguy
I remember a cover of Ebony magazine with Nichelle Nichols on it as Uhura. WOW!

I'd hit its hailing frequencies.

11 posted on 04/16/2008 11:12:36 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (It's a fine line between Guardian Angel and Stalker.)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Why exactly would anyone fear registered mail? Bills?


12 posted on 04/16/2008 11:13:50 AM PDT by GunRunner
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To: massgopguy

If you like Nichelle Nichols, then you should rent the movie “Truck Turner” with Isaac Hayes, it is too funny for words. She plays a foul-mouthed madame that pimps out women. Warning: gratuitous use of the N-word.


13 posted on 04/16/2008 11:17:47 AM PDT by dr.zaeus
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To: GunRunner
I am fugging wearing this in da hood! space ghost ort to be be really scarry


14 posted on 04/16/2008 11:20:33 AM PDT by Liberty2007 (Wayne Allyn Root Rootforamerica.com LP candidate)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Not surprising when I see african americans watching a black comedian mock them ..they hoot and holler laugh and wet themselves in glee...and don’t even realize they are the butt of the jokes.


15 posted on 04/16/2008 11:22:00 AM PDT by alisasny (RIP Lt. Kevin “Kojak” Davis BLUE ANGELS #6 THANKYOU!!)
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To: GunRunner
Why exactly would anyone fear registered mail? Bills?

I never received good news by registered mail.

16 posted on 04/16/2008 11:22:05 AM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (I can't wait for baseball season to start. Go Braves!)
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To: Turret Gunner A20

This be stereotyping.

OTOH, I always wondered what would happen if you tossed a rubber snake to Reverend Al while he was bloviating on some talk show.


17 posted on 04/16/2008 11:22:32 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: Cicero

Registered mail can be scary.

Concur. Me brudder was in the Navy in the 80’s. After he’d seen what some of his mates rec’d in their registered envelopes, he also developed a healthy fear of that little pink chit from the ship’s postal clerk.


18 posted on 04/16/2008 11:23:29 AM PDT by flowerplough (I suck at Photoshop)
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To: massgopguy
If you are a hard core Trekie.....


19 posted on 04/16/2008 11:26:08 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Huh?)
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To: manc

Boo got shot!


20 posted on 04/16/2008 11:26:59 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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