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Clintons Offer Date With Chelsea In Exchange For Vote
CAP ^ | 4/08/08 | CAP

Posted on 04/06/2008 10:16:09 AM PDT by maclay

Chelsea does what her father calls "slip the nip" to try to woo another super delegate into her mother's court.

WASHINGTON (CAP) - A week after Hillary Clinton chastised MSNBC reporter David Shuster for saying the Clinton campaign was "pimping out in some sort of weird way" daughter Chelsea Clinton for contacting superdelegates on her mother's behalf, CAP news has learned that the campaign is, indeed, quietly offering up the former First Daughter's company in exchange for committed support at the Denver convention.

The "Win A Date With Chelsea" contest will be a raffle in which all committed superdelegates are entered into a drawing this summer with one partly schlep chosen at random to spend an evening with the 27-year-old Chelsea.

Former president Bill Clinton, who was having trouble getting old friends to return his calls in recent weeks, has now been bombarded with bids for his daughter's attention. One Southern superdelegate eagerly offered his support, saying of the former gawky, braces-riddled teenager: "She's so purdy now. I think I love her."

Approached by one superdelegate during a campaign stop in Virginia, Bill Clinton hastilly reprimanded: "Don't give the committment to me. You give the committment to the girl. You understand?"

Chelsea is reportedly uncomfortable with the idea, yet going along with it to help the floundering campaign of her mother, whom she called "madam" instead of "mom" twice during a lecture to college students at Marquette University.

When CAP News approached the Clinton campaign for comment on the bizarre and potentially lurid campaign tactic, Hillary angrily responded that questions about Chelsea were "off limits." Her staff then discreetly handed out napkins with an 800 phone number scrawled on the back under the header: "For a good time, call if you are a superdelegate."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; itsajoke; parody; satire
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Is this for real?
1 posted on 04/06/2008 10:16:10 AM PDT by maclay
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To: maclay

Perhaps this will disgust the young Clinton into changing parties after her mom loses the bid.


2 posted on 04/06/2008 10:18:26 AM PDT by princess leah
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To: maclay
One Southern superdelegate eagerly offered his support, saying of the former gawky, braces-riddled teenager: "She's so purdy now. I think I love her."

LOL!!! This must be a scrappleface wanna-be...but still purdy funny.

3 posted on 04/06/2008 10:19:51 AM PDT by newfreep ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: maclay

Obvious parody, and not very good. Read the full article.


4 posted on 04/06/2008 10:20:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: princess leah
Chelsea does what her father calls "slip the nip"

Well Mrs L and I have a different definition of this turn of a phrase...

And just when you think BC can't slide any lower, he does.

L

5 posted on 04/06/2008 10:20:20 AM PDT by Lurker (Pimping my blog: http://lurkerslair-lurker.blogspot.com/)
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To: maclay

There isn’t enough alcohol to make that happen guys ......


6 posted on 04/06/2008 10:20:23 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("I Believe In Law Until It Interferes With Justice")
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To: maclay

Something tells me this will NOT go well...


7 posted on 04/06/2008 10:20:34 AM PDT by redhead (Come ON, global warming!!)
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To: princess leah

One can hope, lol


8 posted on 04/06/2008 10:20:44 AM PDT by Poetgal26 (God bless the US Military and our vets! (RIP Sgt Matthew Maupin))
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To: maclay

What a surreal family.


9 posted on 04/06/2008 10:20:49 AM PDT by Teacher317 (Thank you Dith Pran for showing us what Communism brings)
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To: maclay

If true, it will be interesting to watch the DBM now. I wonder if she’s promising to “give it up?” Yuk.


10 posted on 04/06/2008 10:21:06 AM PDT by Eurale
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To: maclay

The loser gets two dates .


11 posted on 04/06/2008 10:21:19 AM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
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To: maclay

The Clintons will do ANYTHING to get back in the White House. They are desperate. The true legacy of Bubba is finally being unveiled by their beloved press and it must be stopped.


12 posted on 04/06/2008 10:21:38 AM PDT by skimask (Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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Sounds Like they are “PIMPING” Chelsea for votes. Think that illegal on at least two counts. < / fantasy that Clintons would ever actually be charged or held accountable for anything.
13 posted on 04/06/2008 10:22:27 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: maclay
I don't see how a date with Chelsea is a “win”.
14 posted on 04/06/2008 10:22:49 AM PDT by ryan71
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“Chelsea is reportedly uncomfortable with the idea, yet going along with it to help the floundering campaign of her mother, whom she called ‘madam’ instead of ‘mom’ twice during a lecture to college students at Marquette University.”

Is this a joke?

If not, I feel sorry for Chelsea — who seems like a nice girl — being exploited like this.


15 posted on 04/06/2008 10:23:01 AM PDT by STE=Q ("These are the times that try men's souls." -- Thomas Paine)
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Maybe she could do a Lewinsky and propel mom right into the Oval office.

Obvious parody. - but not above belief

16 posted on 04/06/2008 10:23:04 AM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: maclay

Very stupid and lame attempt at sarcasm and political humor.


17 posted on 04/06/2008 10:23:42 AM PDT by jveritas (God bless our brave troops and President Bush)
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To: Eurale

Click the link - it’s a parody. I like the ad for the show “Dancing with the Viral Video Stars”.


18 posted on 04/06/2008 10:23:56 AM PDT by newfreep ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: maclay
hard to believe it is real. Even the Clintons know this is fodder for everything from the Late-Night Comics to serious critics. I love the line below - The truth slipping out??

"whom she called "madam" instead of "mom" twice"

19 posted on 04/06/2008 10:24:18 AM PDT by TCats (The Clintons Are Not Just Wrong - They Are Certifiable AND Dangerous! See my Page)
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To: maclay
I wonder if Eliot Spitzer or Governor Paterson have entered the raffle.
20 posted on 04/06/2008 10:25:10 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
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