LOL . . .Thanks for the early morning laugh! Started my day off right.
decent parody
Suggestions should be made to make it even more humiliating to Hillary!
LOL
Watch her try and claim this is real.
Wow, she really kept her composure!
Coffee, nose, keyboard.
just saw the news flash on msnbc and cbs five minutes ago.
They actually ran this video on tv yesterday. Fox, I think. It was great! Ridicule will help melt her down.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/186006.php
this is the entire account. click on the screen.
pass it on.
HILARIOUS
“Actually Mrs. Clinton was too modest. I was there and
saw it all. When Mrs. Clinton got off the plane the
tarmac came under mortar and machine gun fire. I was
blown off my tank and exposed to enemy fire. Mrs.
Clinton without regard to her own safety dragged me to
safety, jumped on the tank and opened fire, killing 50
of the enemy.” Soon a suicide bomber appeared, but
Mrs. Clinton stopped the guards from opening fire.
“She talked to the man in his own language and got him
[to] surrender. She found that he had suffered
terribly as a result of policies of George Bush. She
defused the bomb vest herself.” Then she turned to his
wounds. “She stopped my bleeding and saved my life.
Chelsea donated the blood.”
“Day One” is my favorite Hillary line, “misspeaking” is my second favorite.
I suppose she will be ready to “misspeak” on “day one” if elected.
OMG, you gotta watch this video!
I can’t wait for the series. She is not only the smartest woman in the world, but also the bravest. How could anyone ever not believe her. She stinks of valor! I can’t wait for her to recommend a doctor for me.
Chuckle of the Day...
“Fake, but accurate”
That’s great! Made my Friday even better!
I never knew "snipery" was a word, but I will be working it into my vocabulary every chance I get.
LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original
All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground