Posted on 03/28/2008 6:56:35 AM PDT by consistentpatriot
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Yer creative and just sick enuf.
:)
I can’t wait for the series. She is not only the smartest woman in the world, but also the bravest. How could anyone ever not believe her. She stinks of valor! I can’t wait for her to recommend a doctor for me.
Chuckle of the Day...
You know, it occurs to me that with as many public events Chelsea and Bill are doing, it would be fairly easy to collect DNA from drinking cups or the like and run some tests to actually determine if this might be the case. It would only require time and money.
What would be the point of that?
Truly, the Clintonites wouldn’t care if Chelsea was the result of some drug induced wife swapping orgie.
Just post pics of Bill, Chelsea, and Webb, in that order, and the answer is obvious.
When I hear her tell this Story and she says that if the area was too dangerous to send the president that they would send the first lady, I have to think,
HMMMM! was Bill trying to get rid of her or what?
For the fun of it.
Hillary wasn’t lying.
Hillary kept trying to dominate the conversation, and wanted to practice her ‘part’ in the singing routine.
So they decided to watch a movie.
Hillary had taken a flak jacket from a storage compartment, thinking it was a seat cushion, and was sitting on it so that she was taller than Sinbad,Cheryl, and Chelsea.
Tired of having the movie interupted, they finally convinced HIllary that snipers might attack, and that she should go to the ‘armored’ section of the cockpit. (which was, in reality, the head)
The crew descended and made a sharp turn, which HIllary later termed ‘a cock-screw landing’. The MSM turned it into ‘cork-screw’.
Hillary emerged from the plane, with her toilet battle wounds, and greeted the little girl.
And all the soldiers lined up.
And the press.
And they were getting off schedule. Hillary was reallllly getting into this ‘they love me’ shtick.
Sinbad and Cheryl were relegated to sitting in the Uparmored SUV and getting bored.
So, they yelled out to Hillary, “run quick and get in. there are more snipers”.
Clink on link on post #17.
Your wish is granted.
“Fake, but accurate”
Never mind.
Wrong link.
That’s great! Made my Friday even better!
I never knew "snipery" was a word, but I will be working it into my vocabulary every chance I get.
I lack skills beyond basic HTML robbery.
LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original
All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
The most consise video on the web regarding H.C.’s “sniper fire” lies:
http://e10.video.blip.tv/1440002950573/Veracifier-TPMtvSummaBosniatica128.wmv
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