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Hillary wasn’t lying.

Sinbad, Cheryl Crow, Chelsea, and the rest were having a good time.

Hillary kept trying to dominate the conversation, and wanted to practice her ‘part’ in the singing routine.

So they decided to watch a movie.

Hillary had taken a flak jacket from a storage compartment, thinking it was a seat cushion, and was sitting on it so that she was taller than Sinbad,Cheryl, and Chelsea.

Tired of having the movie interupted, they finally convinced HIllary that snipers might attack, and that she should go to the ‘armored’ section of the cockpit. (which was, in reality, the head)

The crew descended and made a sharp turn, which HIllary later termed ‘a cock-screw landing’. The MSM turned it into ‘cork-screw’.

Hillary emerged from the plane, with her toilet battle wounds, and greeted the little girl.

And all the soldiers lined up.
And the press.

And they were getting off schedule. Hillary was reallllly getting into this ‘they love me’ shtick.

Sinbad and Cheryl were relegated to sitting in the Uparmored SUV and getting bored.

So, they yelled out to Hillary, “run quick and get in. there are more snipers”.

Is the above true?
It is as true as any story you will ever read in the MSM.