I’M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF THIS GLOBAL WARMING NONSENSE

NEALZ NUZE ^ | Friday, March 7, 2008 | NEAL BOORTZ

[Turret Gunner A20]

A new report in the journal Science concludes that sea levels are going to fall over millions of years.

http://www.reuters.com/article/environmentNews/idUSL0636899020080306?feedType=RSS&feedName=environmentNews&rpc=22&sp=true

This makes the current rise in sea levels (blamed on global warming) a "brief interruption" of an ancient geological trend. In the big picture – which global warmers can't seem to grasp – the oceans are getting deeper. Sea levels have actually fallen 560 ft since the Cretaceous period 80 million years ago ... that would be the time of the dinosaurs for those of you educated by the government.

Improved computer models studying the shifts of tectonic plates show more ocean deepening and further sea level decline of about 394 ft over the next 80 billion years. If sea levels were to fall immediately, Russia would be connected to Alaska, Britain would be a part of mainland Europe, and you could drive to Nassau.

Lead author of the study Dietmar Muller of the University of Sydney says, "If we humans still exist in 10, 20 or 50 million years, irrespective of how ice caps are waxing and waning, the long term ... is that sea level will drop, not rise." So even if all the ice in Antarctica and Greenland melted, in millions of years the ocean levels would still drop.

Now this is for you warmers out there ... a little blast from the past from the NOAA predicting a warm winter season.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071010131931.htm

Somehow it just didn't work out that way.

[Resolute Conservative]

It is warming here in Texas up to 40 today and stop snowing all in March mind you.

[LonePalm]

TSR GW Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Joe 6-pack]

Yep. We're getting hammered by global warming here in Louisiana today.

[stockstrader]

It’s been a really cold winter this year in the Midwest, I wish this global warming would ‘kick in’ already. Also, we’ve gotten LOTS and LOTS of ‘global warming residue’ (much more than average), aka snow, to shovel.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

“... further sea level decline of about 394 ft over the next 80 billion years.”

That’s off by three orders of magnitude.

Since I agree with everything else in the article, it’s clear it was just a typo.

[doodad]

Here we are under a global warming watch. The warnings along with winter storm advisories should start this evening.

[al_c]

It is warming here in Texas up to 40 today and stop snowing all in March mind you.

What a week, huh? Near 80 last Saturday, 70s Sunday, snow, 70s again, snow again. Winter ... all in one week. I'm glad it's over.

[Red_Devil 232]

That GoreBull warming trend you are seeing in Louisiana will be here in Mississippi later this evening and tonight. 1-2 inches of snow predicted!

[stockstrader]

Here we are under a global warming watch.

According to 'Greenpeace'--we are now in 'Threat Level ORANGE'....lol

[cake_crumb]

"Improved computer models studying the shifts of tectonic plates..."

Al Gore thinks tectonic plate action is caused by global warming. He must, because he says global warming causes earthquakes and volcanic eruptions as well as mysterious Ice Ages (but only in the present period, he ignores the past ones)

Back to the article...

[Resolute Conservative]

Suppose to be 65 Sunday.

[Sam Cree]

"If sea levels were to fall immediately, Russia would be connected to Alaska, Britain would be a part of mainland Europe, and you could drive to Nassau."

You can drive to Nassau, you just need to drive a boat.

[ashtanga]

Logic tells me that there must be planetary warming, else we could not have emerged from previous ice ages. Having said that, I have never met a global warming advocate who was not an envious, private property hating, sniveling, conspiracy driven malcontent. I have not met them all, but this is my experience.

[cake_crumb]

NOAA forecasters are calling for above-average temperatures over most of the country and a continuation of drier-than-average conditions across already drought-stricken parts of the Southwest and Southeast in its winter outlook for the United States, announced at the 2007-2008 Winter Fuels Outlook Conference in Washington, D.C October 9, 2007.

Got THAT wrong, didn't they?

[RightWhale]

Algore doesn’t ever mention that saltpetre causes thunderstorms. There’s a lot he doesn’t know. BTW, anybody seen Algore lately?

[reagan_fanatic]

They're shifting gears. The MSM and the enviro-weenies are now calling it ‘CLIMATE CHANGE’. They know global warming is a bunch of crap and had to find a less specific name for their anti-business agenda.

[cake_crumb]

Geological cycles recurring over hundreds of millions of years and the “global warming” the snivelling, private property hating anti-capitalists go on about are two entirely different things.

[marron]

He’ll be back in a month, when the globe starts warming up again.

[cake_crumb]

"BTW, anybody seen Algore lately?"

Isn't he still out maximizing his carbon footprint by jetting all over the world to tell people they should buy his carbon credits in order to minimize THEIR carbon footprints? (And that Bush is evil and stole the 2000 election?)