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Political Party Delivers Hope to be Herd
February 16, 2008 | Chuck Plante - aka backtothestreets

Posted on 02/16/2008 2:28:08 PM PST by backtothestreets

The World of Politics is in upheaval

The time has come for the

Gnu Party

 

Before the Gnu Party there was no order or direction

 

The Gnu Party brought order and direction

Only Together Will We Be herd!

 

Before the Gnu Party, some did not know how to express their views

 

The Gnu Party took these to the polls

 

Stay Informed on Breaking Gnus

 

And Fast Breaking Gnus

 

Plus ... Plain Braking Gnus

 

Never confuse a Gnu (wildebeest) member with a Hildebeast!

 

Do Not confuse the Gnu Party with the Newt Party that is only after your money

 

The Gnu Party is not fouled with Rightwing and Leftwing members

    

 

And always stay informed with our Evening Gnus on our GNU Cable Channel

 

With your help the Gnu Party will bring a Gnu World Order

 

The Gnu Party Will Moo Mountains!


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KEYWORDS: freepun; gnu; gnuparody; humor; politics
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1 posted on 02/16/2008 2:28:09 PM PST by backtothestreets
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To: Jim Robinson; The Spirit Of Allegiance

GNU this might be fun!


2 posted on 02/16/2008 2:29:15 PM PST by backtothestreets (My bologna has a first name, it's J-O-R-G-E)
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To: backtothestreets

LOL! Beautiful! Thanks for this great work!


3 posted on 02/16/2008 2:30:59 PM PST by livius
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To: backtothestreets; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; The Mayor

Is that you, Doctor Doolittle?

Is that a dork-horse candidate not really a Gnu, but actually a Pushmi-Pullyu?

LOL.


4 posted on 02/16/2008 2:33:34 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: backtothestreets; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; mikrofon; martin_fierro; lowbridge; trooprally; ...
BREAKING GNUS PING!




Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners
ping list PING! (see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....


I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests, just FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).

5 posted on 02/16/2008 2:35:50 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: backtothestreets

Any Gnus is good Gnus


6 posted on 02/16/2008 2:38:11 PM PST by Godzilla (Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.)
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To: backtothestreets
Competition!!!


7 posted on 02/16/2008 2:48:59 PM PST by pookie18 (Of course I'm voting for the Republican nominee!)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

This isn’t new gnus. It’s just more of the same old gnus.


9 posted on 02/16/2008 3:04:16 PM PST by Qout
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To: backtothestreets

The Gnu Party will be just meat against the Lyin Party and the Cheata Party.


10 posted on 02/16/2008 3:04:42 PM PST by decimon
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To: backtothestreets

Well, on the contrary, I say that no gnus is good gnus.


11 posted on 02/16/2008 3:06:16 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: decimon
Must never allow the Lyin and Cheata Parties to gnaw into the GNU Party membership!
12 posted on 02/16/2008 3:15:04 PM PST by backtothestreets (My bologna has a first name, it's J-O-R-G-E)
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To: backtothestreets
Must never allow the Lyin and Cheata Parties to gnaw into the GNU Party membership!

Nefarious gnu gnawing ne'er-do-wells.

13 posted on 02/16/2008 3:30:16 PM PST by decimon
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To: devolve; The Spirit Of Allegiance; backtothestreets; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; MeekOneGOP
Funny, I made this ages ago, never thought I'd get to use it again!


14 posted on 02/16/2008 4:00:08 PM PST by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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LOL!

A Gnu.gif!


15 posted on 02/16/2008 4:03:46 PM PST by devolve (------- --------Bob Dole without the honesty? ---------------That*s a tired old idea!)
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To: potlatch

A gnuslinger.


16 posted on 02/16/2008 4:06:42 PM PST by decimon
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To: backtothestreets

I can see it now.

See the gnu.

What’s a gnu?

What’s a gnu with you?

We bring you Good Gnu’s.

All the gnu’s thats fit to print.

Stay tune for the gnu’s.

Tippy can gnu, and Tyler too.

The gnu’est look for spring.

Gnu atrocities discovered.


17 posted on 02/16/2008 4:10:02 PM PST by punster
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To: devolve

Can’t remember why I made that gif, lol.


18 posted on 02/16/2008 4:10:56 PM PST by potlatch
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To: punster

Also:

Whats gnu on the menu, today?


19 posted on 02/16/2008 4:11:41 PM PST by punster
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To: decimon; devolve

An ‘old Gnu pun-slinger’, lol!


20 posted on 02/16/2008 4:12:02 PM PST by potlatch
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