FReeper Canteen Presents Wacky Wednesday ~ 6 February 2008

February 5, 2008 | Entertaining the Troops Committee

[beachn4fun]

FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT

Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above. Honoring those who have served before.

WACKY WEDNESDAY

Welcome to the FR Canteen’s Wacky Wednesday where the plan for today is to be silly. That’s right. This is something that comes easy to most Canteeners, but we understand that it may not be easy for others. We hope that by spending the day with us you’ll soon get the hang of it. Today will be considered lesson one.

Hopefully, by now you are getting the idea of how Wacky Wednesday works. Please join us for the month of February while Mrs. Nooseman, our very own new American citizen, takes a quick break. Please join in with some clean joke & pics.

Remember the Canteen is a family-friendly place.

[GodBlessUSA]

LOL! Cute

I'm going to use this against my daughter. We often try to get songs or jingles stuck in each others head before she leaves for the day. Today, I'm singing sponge Bob in my head over and over again. I'm not thrilled with this. ;) I will get her back later. I will have her watch this later. LOL I did this with my son too. Rush Limbaugh has a joke commercial for spatula city. I always got my son with that jingle. :)

[GodBlessUSA]

Sometimes I have to be sneaky. ;)

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And start a little too soon ;)

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In case you, Tanniker or Luv are here just waiting.

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[beachn4fun]

[Sonora]

[Sonora]

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: “For being such an exemplary married couple and
especially this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

“Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband” .

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband’s turn.

He thought for a minute and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I’m going with my mind and not my Heart.”

” I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish.

So, the Fairy waved he r magic wand, and - Poof! the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.

[TMSuchman]

Hey SandRat;

Have you seen the Bugs bunny episode called Super Bunny, where he ducks into a phone booth saying “this looks like a job for a real superman” and comes out in Dress Blues carring am M1 Garand & singing the Hymn?

I have been looking for it to put into my collection of items..

[beachn4fun]

Good morning, sonora

What an awesome graphic

Adding to my files....thanks

Gotta logoff for a bit. IT guy wants to work on my computer.

HUGS

[stand watie]

rotfl!!!

free dixie,sw

[NRA1995]

Good morning, Canteeners, Cubies, Newbies & Troops! Please send your prayers out to all the aging hippies in the country; Maharishi Mahesh Yogi is dead and many hippies will no longer have a sense of direction. Also, pray for al Gore; temps in the DC/Baltimore area are slated to hit 67 today; you KNOW Algore is going to be screaming the “G” word anew! Have a marvelous day, all; having a great time here!

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[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, NRA....so sad for the hippies. d:o) Glad you are having a great day.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, Arrowhead....just in time for breakfast...thanks...it’s cold outside. And you had quite the drop in temperature.