You just might be a Taliban.
Posted on 01/30/2008 10:33:35 AM PST by Turret Gunner A20
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..........
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
It seems to me that a lot of these things apply to much more than the Taliban.
No problem!!
You think fly are a normal condiment to your food...
13. You think Helen Thomas and Madeline Allbright are “hotties”...............
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They are still virgins aren’t they?
Thar's ur sign.....
If they aren’t, somebody had a really bad jones.........
Hillary the witch Klinton &
Osama "I ain't a muzzie no mo" Obama
Mohammed has two vests. He has an AK-47, an RPG and a handgun. He has two pairs of explosive shoes. How many different combinations of accessories does he have altogether?
You just might be a Taliban.
Good stuff riiiight there.
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF......... your name is Mohammed.
You’re born and educated in Marin County.
The topic is from a year ago; I went looking for it because I rec’d a somewhat different version in a viral email. :’) Here’s something newer:
Old Jews Telling Jokes
Jewish World Review | May 27 2009 | Richard Z Chesnoff
Posted on 05/27/2009 7:00:52 AM PDT by Milhous
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2259012/posts
and here’s the version I rec’d the other day:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2257627/posts?page=3#3
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