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Church Massacre Spurs Calls For Effective Gun Control
Transterrestrial Musings ^ | 12-14-2007 | Rand Simberg

Posted on 12/14/2007 1:09:55 PM PST by NonZeroSum

December 14th, 2007

COLORADO SPRINGS (APUPI) As a mass memorial service was held today for the seventy-three victims of the massacre at the New Life Church, one of the largest such grim tolls in the nations' history, gun-control advocates pointed out the continuing folly of allowing civilians access to pistols and assault weapons.

"This never would have happened had Matthew Murray not been able to get his hands on those weapons, " said Sarah Brady, head of Handgun Control, Incorporated. "He had two handguns, an assault rifle, and a thousand rounds of ammunition. Seventy-three people are dead now, because the NRA continues to block reasonable gun-control measures."

With Sunday's slaughter still fresh in the minds of many, she pointed out that now was the time to end such incidents once and for all, with effective laws against both handguns and assault weapons.

The toll was horrific for the church, which lost not only many parishioners, but its senior pastor, Brady Boyd. Also killed was Jeanne Assam, one of the church's security guards. She had bravely stood up and warned the gunman as he entered the building after killing two girls in the parking lot, and pointed out the "gun-free zone" sign at the church entrance. However, she herself was unarmed, per church policy, and was shot down before Murray went on to shoot numerous others behind her.

Some have made the controversial suggestion that the death toll might have been lower had Ms. Assam been allowed to carry a firearm herself, something which, as a former police officer, she was well trained to do. In addition, she held a permit to legally carry a concealed weapon in Colorado. But the church rules, for obvious safety reasons, didn't allow weapons on the premises.

Mrs. Brady finds such suggestions dangerous and ludicrous. "What is a woman going to do with a handgun against a man with two pistols and an assault rifle?" she asked. "Adding more weapons to the mix would only have increased the carnage. What they needed was bigger letters on the sign."


[Copyright 2007 by Rand Simberg]


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: assam; banglist; church; churchshooting; gun; gunfreezones; humor; idiots; newlifechurch; satire; zones
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To: NonZeroSum

Ms Assam *demonstrated* effective gun control.


21 posted on 12/14/2007 1:20:02 PM PST by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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To: NonZeroSum

Gud control killed almost 3,000 Americans on 9/11.


22 posted on 12/14/2007 1:20:55 PM PST by libstripper
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To: NonZeroSum

If this wasn’t so damn scary, it might actually be funny. But this is where we’re headed if the citizenry of this country don’t get their collective heads out of their collective arses.


23 posted on 12/14/2007 1:22:02 PM PST by paulcissa (The first requirement of Liberalism is to stand on your head and tell the world they're upside down)
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To: Mr. Lucky
HeHe...

Noticed that too eh?...((;O)

24 posted on 12/14/2007 1:22:19 PM PST by pandemoniumreigns
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To: Mr. Lucky; NonZeroSum
You're probably going to regret not putting a "satire" tag on this.

See my tagline...

25 posted on 12/14/2007 1:24:01 PM PST by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: montag813

Ummm....Note to Sarah - it was a handgun that stopped the massacre! More guns = less massacres and more dead criminals.


26 posted on 12/14/2007 1:24:21 PM PST by DaveyB (Ignorance is part of the human condition - atheism makes it permanent!)
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To: Brilliant

Start by locking up Sarah Brady..


27 posted on 12/14/2007 1:24:27 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Mr. Lucky

So I noticed!


28 posted on 12/14/2007 1:27:30 PM PST by Edgerunner (If you won't let the military fight your battles, you will have to. Keep your powder dry...)
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To: NonZeroSum

A view from Colorado Springs: that is just outstanding. Best post I’ve seen in months, maybe years.


29 posted on 12/14/2007 1:30:53 PM PST by jammer
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To: Glennb51

>>Why is that these gun control fanatics cannot see the stupidity of their reasoning?

They don’t want to.


30 posted on 12/14/2007 1:31:12 PM PST by vikingd00d
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To: NonZeroSum

I can’t believe some have fallen for this!


31 posted on 12/14/2007 1:31:44 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: XeniaSt
"Is this dude doing crack"?

Turn off your "Irony Filter". Then maybe you'll understand it.
32 posted on 12/14/2007 1:31:55 PM PST by conservativeharleyguy (Technically, we are all Republicans.)
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To: Mr. Lucky
You're probably going to regret not putting a "satire" tag on this

I started at the bottom and hit on yours. I thought, "No one could be stupid enough to miss the satire." Then I read up. Damn if some of the posts above don't prove you correct.

33 posted on 12/14/2007 1:32:54 PM PST by jammer
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To: SJSAMPLE

It’s not intended to be sarcastic, it’s intended to be ironic. There’s a difference.


34 posted on 12/14/2007 1:33:24 PM PST by conservativeharleyguy (Technically, we are all Republicans.)
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To: NonZeroSum

A weapon in every pew, along with the song book and weekly newsletter.


35 posted on 12/14/2007 1:37:30 PM PST by SGCOS
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To: NonZeroSum

Ms. Brady is like a vulture in a grave yard. She has no shame and is totally absorbed in what happened to her husband years ago. It apparently is all she lives for.

Why doesn;t she go somewhere with effective gun control to live is that is so important to her? I suggest North Korea.


36 posted on 12/14/2007 1:37:37 PM PST by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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To: NonZeroSum

After reading some of the responses to this post I can understand the support for Creationism and ID that I see here from time to time.


37 posted on 12/14/2007 1:37:40 PM PST by Jeff Gordon ("An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last." Churchill)
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To: Glennb51
Let's see ~ what would a woman armed with only a pistol do against a guy with several weapons if she were trained to use the weapon?

Why she would 'cap his a$$ Fur Shur, and that's exactly what happened at the other location.

This Brady gal is off her nut.

38 posted on 12/14/2007 1:39:00 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: conservativeharleyguy
Irony
a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy,
by which the full significance of a character's words
or actions are clear to the audience or reader although
unknown to the character.

39 posted on 12/14/2007 1:39:59 PM PST by Uri’el-2012 (you shall know that I, YHvH, your Savior, and your Redeemer, am the Elohim of Ya'aqob. Isaiah 60:16)
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To: NonZeroSum

I wonder what Rudy and Mitt have to say?

gun control == liberal. Works every time it’s tried. Try it out for yourself on your liberal friends.


40 posted on 12/14/2007 1:40:43 PM PST by Tarpon
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