Posted on 10/11/2007 10:11:59 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Al Gore Called Away Unexpectedly for 'Exciting and Urgent Mission'
Thursday , October 11, 2007
A simple phone call by Al Gore to Sen. Barbara Boxer's office has touched off widespread speculation that the former vice president is getting ready to make an even bigger splash perhaps as a Nobel Peace Prize winner.
The politician-turned-environmental-crusader contacted the California Democrat to beg out of a Thursday fundraising event for her, where he was to headline alongside musicians Bonnie Raitt and Jackson Browne, the political blog SFGate.com reported.
Click here to read the SFGate.com blog.
In a note sent to event supporters and posted on the blog, Boxer wrote: "I just got a call from Vice President Al Gore. He told me that he needs to travel abroad tomorrow for an exciting and urgent mission that could result in a major breakthrough in the fight against global warming."
The San Francisco fundraiser has been postponed until Nov. 9, but speculation is rife that Gore's next public appearance could be in Oslo, Norway, where the Nobel Peace Prize is to be awarded on Friday.
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No doubt a divine mission; carrying out Gaia’s good works; let’s all burn a gallon of biofuel on the altar of sacrifice.
Bin Laden’s going to be pissed; if they pass him over one more time, he’s going to remind those infidels of their namesake’s main claim to fame.
His Royal Goreliness is headed down INTO the volcano, folks.
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His money funds the prizes.
He’s being called back up to the “Mother Ship”?
Mother Gaia will now descend in a cloud of life-affirming compost fumes to bestow the mantle of Biological Oneness on Her chosen apostle, the Goracle! All Personkind will live thereafter in holistic peace, harmony and global taxation, except of course the global warming deniers, who will be gently reeducated to cleanse them of their harmful beliefs. It's going to be soooo beautiful!
HAHAHAHAHAH....
No doubt Gore doesn’t waste a single second considering how much global warming he is going to create as he jumps into his jet for the ‘Exciting and Urgent Mission’.
We folks from Tennessee...are awful dang proud of Al. Its hard getting a 496 on your physics SAT and failing five out of eight classes in the seminary school later...deploying off for 144 days out of what was supposed to be a 365 day tour to NAM....and achieving a Nobel prize of any sort...but especially a peace prize related to your depth of science. Alot of us are thinking that if Al could achieve so much....then maybe one day....in the not too distant future...Chuck Norris may also carry home one of them Nobel prizes.
Some of us folks from Tennessee were wondering if these Nobel fellows did any septic tank repair or such...they seem to handle alot of sewage business...it would appear.
I agree. It’s amazing that people swallow the AGW lies wholesale, without questioning ANYTHING! A cult following, indeed!
Gore makes a movie of himself giving a speech about things he knows nothing about and that qualifies him for a peace prize? How is even saying anything about the environment, true or false, a peace activity??
HAHAHAHAHAH....
I can see why y’all are so proud of him :-)
URGENT MISSION =
MANBEARPIG SIGHTING!
“Al Gore Called Away Unexpectedly for ‘Exciting and Urgent Mission’”
They are going to try electro shock therepy on him?
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