[Interesting Times]

Ohhh, it must be the EnviroRapture! I just know it!

Mother Gaia will now descend in a cloud of life-affirming compost fumes to bestow the mantle of Biological Oneness on Her chosen apostle, the Goracle! All Personkind will live thereafter in holistic peace, harmony and global taxation, except of course the global warming deniers, who will be gently reeducated to cleanse them of their harmful beliefs. It's going to be soooo beautiful!

[NathanR]

No. It will be a being in a pale green nimbus of light, who will descend to greet us poor mortals. However, it will not be the Titaness Gaia, but Mohamed, who will apply a sharp, but rusty, scimitar to our necks and say: “Convert to Allah or die.”