British Yachtsman who Counted on Global Warming to Cross Arctic Now Trapped by Ice

NewsBusters ^ | September 4, 2007 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

In one of the most hilarious cases of being tripped up by dubious scientific hype, British yachtsman Adrian Flanagan attempted to be the first to sail across the arctic north of Russia. He based his hope on the fact that he believed in the Global Warming propaganda that the arctic is rapidly losing its ice thus making his trip possible. One little problem. Cold cruel reality has crushed the Global Warming hype and now Flanagan's boat is trapped by ice in the arctic. To add to the irony, Flanagan who seems to be destined to go down in history as Wrong Way Flanagan, is now pleading with Russian authorities to provide him with the services of a nuclear powered icebreaker to get him out of his embarrassing situation.

As recently as August 18, Wrong Way Flanagan's hopes were still high that he could sail across the arctic north of Russia. Moscow News announced his trip in an article ironically titled, Global Warming is Here.

A British yachtsman, Adrian Flanagan, is due shortly to head off from Chukotka to attempt the first solo sail through the Northern Sea Route.

While one Chukotka port official described this as "kamikaze," Flanagan too is optimistic. Contacted by AFP he said that the ice looked set to recede at least as far as in 2005, which was a record year. But while some see opportunities, others are already counting the costs of climate change.

Flash forward to today and we can see the sticky situation that Wrong Way Flanagan put himself into by placing his faith in Global Warming to clear his path in the arctic as chronicled by Australia's Herald Sun in  an article with the sobering title of Ice blocks British solo sailor:

A BRITISH yachtsman attempting the first solo Arctic sea passage across northern Russia was examining his options after heavier than expected ice blocked his route, his manager said.

Adrian Flanagan is discussing with Russian authorities the possibility of using a nuclear-powered icebreaker to lift his boat out of the water and carry it round the most icebound stretch of Russia's Northern Sea Route.

...He had hoped that his 11m reinforced yacht would be able to get all the way to Europe due to lighter ice conditions observed in recent years, thought to be a result of global warming.

But after making his way through the Chukchi, East Siberian and Laptev Seas, Flanagan has been forced to a halt by heavy ice at the most difficult point in the route, the Vilkitsky Strait.

...Flanagan is now anchored by an island just east of the Vilkitsky Strait, still hoping for the ice to clear but working on the backup plan, his manager said.

She described the yachtsman's mood as “pretty fed-up”.

Besides the arctic ice, Wrong Way Flanagan now appears to have another problem. Remember those polar bears that Global Warming activists were warning us were endangered? Well, it now seems that the tables have been turned and those endangered polar bears are now endangering Flanagan:

Ostrov Peschanyy is a bleak, featureless island that is little more than a sand spit rising a few metres above sea level. It's a resting place for walrus and Western Arctic Marine Operations HQ have advised Adrian to keep a careful watch for polar bears hunting walrus there.

So as Wrong Way Flanagan, who has turned himself into a Global Laughingstock on the altar of Global Warming, remains trapped in the arctic perhaps someone would be kind enough send him a copy of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth for him to pass the time while waiting for the ice to melt and for the endangered polar bears to go away.

[bmwcyle]

The frighting thing about this is the effectiveness of the lies the press has planted in the minds of the people. It just shows how weak minded the public is. As I watch the history channel and watch Germany put Hitler into power in the 1930. Also I know that the world will have the third Anti-Christ. I am no longer surprised or wonder how this happens.

[Reaganesque]

[AnnaZ]

[Larry Lucido]

Well, if he can wait another 100 years I’m sure the temps will rise another half degree or so.

[N. Theknow]

Adrian Flanagan - Dumb ice

[Spirochete]

Beat me to it!

[SueRae]

In the words of Bugs Bunny..

‘what an ultra-maroon’

[massgopguy]

“What the ice gets. The ice keeps.” - Shackleton, The Endurance

[BobS]

What does polar bear meat taste like? Mountain bear meat tastes like walnuts and berries. Don’t eat the garbage can bears. They smell like mouldy tacos and beer.

[Holicheese]

Maybe if he wishes realllllly hard, the ice will just go away!

[popdonnelly]

What would the World be like if Gore had been elected?

[jiggyboy]

now pleading with Russian authorities to provide him with the services of a nuclear powered icebreaker to get him out of his embarrassing situation.

Send a garbage scow that burns tires to run a boiler.

[BobS]

Algore must have been nearby. Wherever he goes, he brings various kinds of bad weather with him.

[shove_it]

Go Bears!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Canada pppping!

[GiovannaNicoletta]

Wouldn’t it just be so much easier for these mindless, gullible morons to remain safely in their own countries and rant and rave about the global warming myth?

[george76]

bttt

Wrong Way Flanagan

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

A post like this could only be worthy of the one, the only, PJ-Comix!!

[Holicheese]

I bet that George Bush used his weather machine to do this! He is a crafty devil but yet, the stupidest man on the earth!

[swatbuznik]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love this stuff!!!

[GiovannaNicoletta]

I had a liberal tell me once, with a straight face, and I am not making this up, who was absolutely serious, that hurricanes in Florida were caused by Russians sending balloons over Florida that disperse hurricane tablets and these tablets cause the hurricanes that cause so much destruction. The Russians do this because George Bush is evil and the world hates America because of Bush.

There are literally millions of people, the walking insane, in America, who exist in an alternate reality who sincerely and religously believe this stuff.

And they vote.