Posted on 08/28/2007 5:47:37 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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Yesterday was why I wasn't on at all. Up early to go to the airport, no time there, busy all the time in SF, no time at the airport, took LoM out for birthday dinner after arrival, got home, took care a few little things and crashed after midnight.
How are you today?
I’m kicking feebly, but not stirring up much dust.
I feel really lethargic, so I don’t know what’s going on. I may have a secondary infection. *sigh* I hate that.
Ugh. LoM complained of the same this morning. Not feeling 100% myself, which is not good two days before a trip.
Turns out, I should have done it. So I’ll go tomorrow and get it. And I won’t allow myself to run out of it again!
Buon giorno!
Questo software è una cosa che terribile desidero gettarlo dalla finestra.
Hey ,’Face, if you’re susceptible to infections, pick up some grape seed extract (GSE) and use according to the product labeling. GSE has good antibiotic properties; my wife usees it for my daughter who’s prone to bladder infections.
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘where’s the self-help section?’ she said if she told me, it would defeat the whole purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for ‘synonym’?
11. Where do forest rangers go to ‘get away from it all’?
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a ‘walk’?
15 .Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20 How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
23. Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have ‘s’ in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called ‘hemorrhoids’ instead of ‘asteroids’?
31 Why is it called ‘tourist season’ if we can’t shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
I’ll get some tomorrow! Thanks!
This software is one what that terrible I wish to throw it from the window.
Diese Software ist eine, was dieses schreckliche ich es vom Fenster werfen möchten.
This software is one that this terrible I it from the window to throw would like.
Ce logiciel est un que cet I terrible il de la fenêtre à jeter voudrait.
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هذا البرنامج هو احد هذه الرهيب لي انها تود من النافذة التي يمكن القيت.
Hi! I just made it back from the kitchen; I’ve got a major Mexican dish production underway.
I sent Der Prinz to the Wal-mart :-).
Clouds to our north - I hope they do something!
How are you today?
ROFLMBO!!
Several of those are REALLY good! Thanks!
LOL, I’ve often felt that way about software I’ve worked with.
Great list of profundity. I need a Magic 8 Ball.
BWAH! Don’t pet the sweaty things?! HA! HA! HA! That’s funny! :-)
The beach? Mmmmmm warm sand.... frothy waves..... good looking guys in those little shorts.....
Me too.
I’m here! I’ll try to stay longer than I did yesterday! LOL!
We have wind again. I hope it’s gone tomorrow,
I’ve heard a lot of them, but they are still good for a laugh. It seems each time it goes around, it adds two or three new ones.
Let me know if you find a Magic 8 Ball...I want one, too!
I thought that was one of the best I've heard for a while!
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