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2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events
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Posted on 08/07/2007 10:35:33 AM PDT by dvan

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm ~ Free the F reedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -­ Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 2008; 2008dncconvention; candidates; democrats; donetodeath; politics; toast
I couldn't resist sharing this one! LOL! Hope you enjoy the satire!
1 posted on 08/07/2007 10:35:36 AM PDT by dvan
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To: dvan

Well, I have no objection to the 1:35 agenda as long as they both stay in the car this time!


2 posted on 08/07/2007 10:38:05 AM PDT by princess leah
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To: dvan; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
Ha ha ha....Thanks for posting.

Humor PING!

3 posted on 08/07/2007 10:39:30 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: dvan

BILL: And be sure to drive over lots of bridges...........


4 posted on 08/07/2007 10:39:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (All I know about Minnesota, I learned from Garrison Keilor.............)
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To: dvan

Perhaps Rep. Patrick Kennedy should be proposing the toast along with daddy.


5 posted on 08/07/2007 10:40:47 AM PDT by w1andsodidwe (Jimmy Carter allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
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To: Red Badger
I’ve said all along, that the answer to our problems is to send all the Democratic Senators on a Scenic Bridge Tour with teddy...BYOB of course.
6 posted on 08/07/2007 10:41:49 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: dvan

An oldie, but a goodie with a new twist. Thanks! Heehee


7 posted on 08/07/2007 10:44:51 AM PDT by Califreak (Go Hunter!)
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Don’t you think they should squeeze in a ceremonial signing of surrender in Iraq documents by Harry Reid? Maybe Teddy could skip one of his toasts for such important business (nah!)


8 posted on 08/07/2007 10:45:51 AM PDT by keepitreal
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To: Califreak
An oldie, but a goodie with a new twist. Thanks! Heehee

Funny how the libs never change...

9 posted on 08/07/2007 10:46:16 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: Red Badger

Esp bridges in Minnesota!

MV


10 posted on 08/07/2007 10:47:14 AM PDT by madvlad ((Born in the south, raised around the globe and STILL republican))
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To: keepitreal
Well seeing how Kerry tried to negotiate a surrender in France during Viet Nam....maybe he should draw up those papers.

Ted skip a toast....NEVER!

11 posted on 08/07/2007 10:48:07 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.)
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To: dvan

That was rich..LOL!!!! You know your party is in trouble, when Ted Kenneday is both the master of ceremonies, and designated driver. I’m still LMAO!!! I sent this to a bunch of Democrat friends..figure that will reduce the number of ‘holiday’ cards (liberals don’t send Christmas cards)I get. I’m sure they won’t be as amused..which makes this more funny!!! LMAO!!!


12 posted on 08/07/2007 1:02:56 PM PDT by skully
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To: dvan

Bump.


13 posted on 10/13/2007 8:38:10 AM PDT by Gopher Broke (Run Fred, Run http://www.fred08.com/)
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