Posted on 08/07/2007 10:35:33 AM PDT by dvan
7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm ~ Free the F reedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
Well, I have no objection to the 1:35 agenda as long as they both stay in the car this time!
Humor PING!
BILL: And be sure to drive over lots of bridges...........
Perhaps Rep. Patrick Kennedy should be proposing the toast along with daddy.
An oldie, but a goodie with a new twist. Thanks! Heehee
Don’t you think they should squeeze in a ceremonial signing of surrender in Iraq documents by Harry Reid? Maybe Teddy could skip one of his toasts for such important business (nah!)
Funny how the libs never change...
Esp bridges in Minnesota!
MV
Ted skip a toast....NEVER!
That was rich..LOL!!!! You know your party is in trouble, when Ted Kenneday is both the master of ceremonies, and designated driver. I’m still LMAO!!! I sent this to a bunch of Democrat friends..figure that will reduce the number of ‘holiday’ cards (liberals don’t send Christmas cards)I get. I’m sure they won’t be as amused..which makes this more funny!!! LMAO!!!
Bump.
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