Posted on 08/05/2007 10:06:48 PM PDT by goldstategop
A Few Favorite Lines From My Own Movies
I'm often asked about my favorite one-liners from my own movies. Here are a few that stand out and still cause me to chuckle.
"My kind of trouble doesn't take vacations" ("Lone Wolf McQuade" – 1983)
"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" ("Code of Silence" – 1985)
"If you come back in here, I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left." ("Invasion USA" – 1985)
"Sleep tight, sucker." ("The Delta Force" – 1986 – after taking out a terrorist)
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And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.
And then ...oops happened! :-)
Fistfull of Dollars:
“Get three coffins ready”.
“I don’t think it’s nice, you laughin’. You see, my mule don’t like people laughin’. Gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him. Now if you apologize like I know you’re going to, I might be able to convince him that you didn’t mean nothin’ by it...”
“My mistake: four coffins.”
George Scott in Dr. Strangelove asked by the President (Peter Sellers) if Kong’s B-52 can get to his target...”You bet you sweet ass he can, thats why we need to hit them and hit them hard. We will only loose 10 to 20 million tops””
Hey, I was lucky to remember the right movie.
I believe this was from The War Wagon: John Wayne and Kirk Douglas both draw and shoot two bad guys at the same time. Kirk says , “mine hit the ground first”, John says, “mine was taller”.
Goodfellas:
Tommy DeVito: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f’d up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f’n amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Don’t forget:
“Buzzard’s gotta eat, same as the worm”.[OJW]
“when you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
“Are you gonna fight, or just stand there and bleed.”
“I’ll be back” - The Terminator
“I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.”
“When you’re slapped you’ll take it and like it.”
And who could ever forget the toughest tough-guy in cinema with his classic line...
“Running away, eh? You yellow b____s! Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off! ...”
Lucy Simpson: What does it feel like to knock somebody down?
Chaney: It makes me feel a hell of a lot better than it does him.
Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland, Hard Times (’75)
As long as we are quoting Lee Marvin:
Friend: “Your eyes look terrible”.
Marvin: “Hell, you should see ‘em from MY side!”
I SO hated it that they killed off Newt and Hicks in the thrid movie. Ruined it for me completely.
“Leave the gun, take the cannolis’
(Pesci) Is it possible, the two “yutes”...
(Judge) Eh, two what?... What was that word?
(Pesci) Ah, what word?
(Judge) Two what?
(Pesci) What?
(Judge) Did you say “yutes”?
(Pesci) Yeah, two “yutes”.
(Judge) What is a “yute”?
(Pesci) Oh, excuse me your honor, two “youths”.”
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
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