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Greatest 1-Liners In Tough Guy Movie History (Chuck Norris On Funny 1 Liners Alert)
Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 08/06/2007 | Chuck Norris

Posted on 08/05/2007 10:06:48 PM PDT by goldstategop

A Few Favorite Lines From My Own Movies

I'm often asked about my favorite one-liners from my own movies. Here are a few that stand out and still cause me to chuckle.

"My kind of trouble doesn't take vacations" ("Lone Wolf McQuade" – 1983)

"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" ("Code of Silence" – 1985)

"If you come back in here, I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left." ("Invasion USA" – 1985)

"Sleep tight, sucker." ("The Delta Force" – 1986 – after taking out a terrorist)

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Chuck "If you come back in here, I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left." Norris One Liner Bump

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

1 posted on 08/05/2007 10:06:55 PM PDT by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop

My personal favorite from FALLING DOWN:

“Well, I didn’t kill you, but that’ll give you the concept.”


2 posted on 08/05/2007 10:11:36 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: goldstategop
How about, "I don't have time to bleed" from Predator... Jessie the Body Ventura.

Mark

3 posted on 08/05/2007 10:18:19 PM PDT by MarkL (Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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To: goldstategop

“Let me give you a fashion tip: You look better without bullet holes.”


4 posted on 08/05/2007 10:21:22 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: goldstategop

“Solving problems isn’t our line. We deal in lead, friend”

Steve McQueen, The Magnificent Seven.


5 posted on 08/05/2007 10:22:25 PM PDT by Mr Inviso
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To: dr_lew
My personal favorite from FALLING DOWN:

A dark but truly remarkable movie. My favorite Falling Down one-liners:


6 posted on 08/05/2007 10:23:37 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus
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To: goldstategop

“Say ‘ello to my lil fren !” — “Scarface”


7 posted on 08/05/2007 10:25:41 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: goldstategop
"True Grit", Fill Your Hand You SOB, the SOB is a bolderization for popular consumption and to avoid being slapped by the Admin Mod.

Legal Disclaimer, the B, refers in no way to my dear ex and only refers to words uttered in the movie "True Grit", by an Actor known as John Wayne.

8 posted on 08/05/2007 10:25:57 PM PDT by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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To: goldstategop

When asked if he were Jesus of Nazareth, by those who came to arrest him on the Mount of Olives, the night before his crucifixion, “I AM.”

(I think The Passion of the Christ may be the only movie to have actually portrayed that.)


9 posted on 08/05/2007 10:28:39 PM PDT by unspun (FREEP Bill O'Reilly about anything you think he needs)
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To: goldstategop

“Stick Around” Predator


10 posted on 08/05/2007 10:34:22 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: goldstategop

"Diplomacy! The only good diplomat is a fully loaded phaser bank!

11 posted on 08/05/2007 10:35:33 PM PDT by Bommer (Global Warming: The only warming phenomena that occurs in the Summer and ends in the Winter!)
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To: goldstategop

My all time favorite hilarious line?
Stallone in Cobra during the grocery store shootout when the bad guy said he was going to blow the whole place up -

Stallone, “Go ahead, I don’t shop here.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuj6gzy3Clg


12 posted on 08/05/2007 10:38:50 PM PDT by uptoolate (How can a Holy, Righteous, and Just God NOT kill me for what I said, thought and did yesterday)
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To: goldstategop
Animal House, a young Kevin Bacon, "Thank you sir, may I have another.

http://161.58.5.90/animal/another.wav

I have had this linked to my incoming email for more than ten years and love it. Every time I get a new email, bingo, Kevin does his thing.

When I worked at the bank, and folks were in my office, and new email hit, we always had a great laugh.

Thank you Kevin for a great sound bite.

13 posted on 08/05/2007 10:39:48 PM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” — That’s either Ripley from Aliens, or Tom Tancredo. In both cases, I’d have to agree.


14 posted on 08/05/2007 10:40:43 PM PDT by Monitor (Gun control isn't about guns; it's about control.)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus

TOTAL RECALL:

“You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here, Hauser.”

“Look who’s talking.”

“Hey, Tony,
give the big guy a break.”

“Relax. You’ll live longer.”


15 posted on 08/05/2007 10:41:10 PM PDT by endthematrix (He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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“Merry Christmas, you filthy animals...and a happy new year.” (Home Alone 2)


16 posted on 08/05/2007 10:41:56 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 (Sic Semper Tyrannis * U.Va. Engineering '09 * Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat * Fred in 2008)
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“Twitch and you’ll die of lead poisoning.”


17 posted on 08/05/2007 10:43:29 PM PDT by MHGinTN (You've had life support. Promote life support for those in the womb.)
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To: goldstategop

a couple of Clint Eastwood’s

Right turn, Clyde

Do you feel lucky punk?

Go ahead and make my day.


18 posted on 08/05/2007 10:44:54 PM PDT by Mom MD (The scorn of fools is music to the ears of the wise)
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To: jws3sticks

The Devil and the Angel appearing on Pinto’s shoulder. That is the all-time funniest out of nowhere bit in movies.


19 posted on 08/05/2007 10:46:25 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: jws3sticks

The Devil and the Angel appearing on Pinto’s shoulder. That is the all-time funniest out of nowhere bit in movies.


20 posted on 08/05/2007 10:46:29 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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