Call Police if Offered Women's Undies

Breitbart ^ | 07/31/2007

[Responsibility2nd]

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - If someone offers you frilly women's lingerie on the street, call police. Thieves have stolen almost $35,000 worth of underwear, perfume and other merchandise from Victoria's Secret stores in the Raleigh area since March, police said. Law enforcement officials have no suspects and said it's unlikely the thieves are stealing for personal use. A store in the Triangle Town Center in Raleigh reported nearly $20,000 in missing merchandise between March and June, while stores in Durham and Cary reported losses of almost $13,000 and $4,000, respectively.

The thieves seem to work in groups of three, with one person distracting a store clerk while the other two stuff bags with bras, underwear and other items, police said.

Victoria's Secret is owned by Columbus-based Limited Brands Inc.

[HungarianGypsy]

What? You don’t consider pissant one of the usual suspects? ;-)

[AFreeBird]

What the heck, since you're a Marine Brat and all....

[Doomonyou]

Not those pictures!

[aberaussie]

Now you've done it! 15174 items listed..

I'm sorry...I did not mean to lead my brothers into sin...

[mrmargaritaville]

somewhere within this story there is a “Larry the Cable guy” bit.

[Titan Magroyne]

Call Police if Offered Women's Undies

*sob*

How do they knowwwwwwwwwwwww...?

[Red in Blue PA]

$20,000 from one store over four months?

That is about 4,000 pairs of undies, or 1,000 a month.

[festus]

You have been warned.

[Red in Blue PA]

Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to get a huge number of hits?

[GitmoSailor]

ROTFLMAO

[Responsibility2nd]

Pissant?

Why he was the PRIME suspect.

But as always..... he had a good alibi.

[AFreeBird]

I have no idea what you're talking about..

[Larry Lucido]

I’m missing a few pair. If anyone gets offered Hanes, size 42, call me, not the police.

[TommyDale]

"I believe Hillary donated her used underpants and took them as a deduction on her taxes."

"It was a really giant deduction that year."

ROTFLMAO!!

[Emmett McCarthy]

I’ve always made it a strict policy to call the police as soon as a woman offers me her underpants.

[Responsibility2nd]

Larry, I've found your culprit....

[Fawn]

Ok....time to get even with all these anorexic pics:

[AFreeBird]

Anorexic? Thin yes, but I wouldn't call them anorexic.

And to think I've given people grief for posting HT pics. good Lord!

[Wil H]

You can do an advanced search and just check every listing within a certain mile radius of Raleigh.

Hey ! Mind your own business, spoilsport!.......:-)

[Wil H]

"I believe Hillary donated her used underpants and took them as a deduction on her taxes."

hillary doesn't wear underpants.

That way she can get a better grip on her broomstick.